Black magic woman

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Black magic woman
Monster ID 1576
Locations The Black Forest
Hit Points 125
Attack 131
Defense 113
Initiative 50
Meat 80-120
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
black eye shadow, little black book
Manuel black magic powder
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
black magic woman You're fighting a black magic woman

This is a woman who has delved deep into the dark arts. Her heart wasn't sufficiently dark to turn her into a full-fledged sorceress, but she's still got some powerful spells up her ebony sleeves.

Black magic women are similar to witchy women, but they can't fly quite as high, nor do they have the moon in their eyes.

Hit Message(s):

She gets you so blind that you can't see. So, y'know, basically the regular kind of blind. You bump your head on a low-hanging branch. Oof! Ooh!

She messes around with her tricks, then knees you in the groin. Argh! Ouch!

She picks up some magic sticks and hits you with them. Or maybe they were just regular sticks. Either way, it hurts. Oof! Ow!

She tries to make a devil out of you, by carving out part of your <foot> and shaping it into a little devil figurine. Oof! Ouch!

She turns your heart into stone. It's surprisingly painful. Eek! Oof!

She turns her back on you, but when you try to sneak up on her, she elbows you in the gut. Eek! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

She gets bored with turning your heart into stone, and instead turns your spleen into a coconut. It hurts unbelievably badly. Argh! Oof!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to get you so blind you can't see, but you see the attack coming and dodge.

She tries to hit you with some magic sticks, but you point out they're just regular sticks.

She tries to make a devil out of you, but you dodge her devilish intent.

She tries to mess you around with her tricks, but she's not tricksy enough.

She tries to turn your heart into stone, but you've already hardened your heart against her.

She turns her back on you, but you tell her not to do that.

Fumble Message:

She grabs a black spellbook and studies hard, trying to get past mere "black magic woman" stage and ascend to full "witchy woman" rank. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)*
Compact.gifYou acquire an item: black eye shadow (20% chance)*
Blackbook.gifYou acquire an item: little black book (5% chance)*
Powder.gifYou acquire an item: black magic powder (15% chance)*

Occurs at The Black Forest.

References

  • This monster is a reference to the song "Black Magic Woman" by Peter Green. All of the attack messages are references to the lyrics.
  • The second paragraph of the description refers to the Eagles' 1972 song "Witchy Woman".