Black Crayon Undead Thing
|Black Crayon Undead Thing|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a undead-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
The Artistic Goth Kid sees the skull beneath the face, and those things that are ribs or possibly intestines beneath the torso. He does not seek to tell you fairy tales for children to put you to sleep snug in your consumer-driven empty existence. He seeks to show you the horrific truth of your own mortality, then bring it to life to scare (and possibly chew) the guts out of you.
It shambles toward you and gnaws on your brainpan with its three huge teeth. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh!
It gazes into your eyes with its empty sockets (one of which might be an eyepatch). Your soul curls up into the fetal position. Eek! Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)
It shambles toward you and gnaws on your brainpan with its three huge teeth. Ooh! Ouch! Oof!
It pummels you with its tiny little arms. Argh! Ooh! Ooh!
It pops off its head and beats you senseless with it. Way to get your head in the game, Black Crayon Undead Thing! Argh! Ouch! Oof!
It gazes into your eyes with its empty sockets, but you just imagine that it's a bowling ball.
It tries to pummel you with its tiny little arms, but can't connect.
It shambles toward you, but kicks with its bad leg and it falls off instead of hitting you.
He gives you a high five. Apparently, there are still people in the world who high-five unironically.
It tries to gnaw on your brrrraaaains, but its mouth is too full of three giant teeth to open.
It pops off its head to beat you with it, but drops it and has to crawl around on all fours searching for it. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|