Black Crayon Shambling Monstrosity
|Black Crayon Shambling Monstrosity|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a horrror-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||eye, tentacle|
This shambling, gibbous, lithely writhing horror from another dimension serves to remind us that we are but infinitesimal specks of dust in a cold and indifferent universe. It is humanity's dark reflection in a funhouse mirror painted black, only the kind of paint you can still see through to see your own dark reflection, and it looks like a bunch of eyes and tentacles.
Also, it can totally get freaky with those tentacles, which you know if you've read the same comic books I've read.
It rubs some eye-goo on you. It's an occupational hazard when the thing you're fighting is 80% eyeball, but that makes it no less gross. Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)
It smacks you in the <shins> with a tentacle. Even though it's drawn in black crayon, it's somehow still slimy. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ooh!
It sticks its tentacle right down your throat and squeezes your stomach from the inside. Yuck! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It throttles you in another dimension. Your soul aches as somewhere, a parallel of your life is snuffed out. Ugh! Eek! Argh! Ouch!
It opens a gate to a hellish black crayon dimension full of squamous monstrosities that regard you with nictitating eyes and suppurating sores. The sight causes you to go instantly insane, and you start punching yourself until you feel okay again. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Argh! Ooh!
It tries to smack you with a tentacle, but the tentacle encounters an obstacle.
It tries to throttle you in another dimension, but grabs your evil twin instead.
It tries to rub eye-goo on you, but you don't say "I do" to eye-goo.
It tries to get freaky with its tentacles, but you tell it to back off.
It accidentally draws an elder sign on the ground with its writhing tentacles, and is temporarily sealed behind it where it can't get at you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|