Black Crayon Mer-kin

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Black Crayon Mer-kin
Monster ID 1202
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a mer-kin-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum mer-kin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, tail, fin, arm
Drops
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
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Black Crayon Mer-kin You're fighting a Black Crayon Mer-kin

Ah, the exquisite torment and tragic beauty of the Mer-kin, creatures that are neither human nor fish but exist somewhere in-between, endlessly swimming through the miasma of their undersea torment, always getting pushed into lockers, never touching boobs.

Look, it's a metaphor, okay?

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a black crayon foodbucket and wallops you with it. You wish he had never stolen that thing from that walrus. Oof! Argh! Eek!

He pulls out a black crayon hookspear and tosses it through your neck. Eek! Ouch! Ow!

He punches you with his stubby little arms. On the bright side, at least it didn't take you two adventures to suffer that hit. Ouch! Ooh! Eek!

He whips you with his fish tail, which is the Mer-kin equivalent of kicking you in the shins. Eek! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He hooks you with his hookspear, drags you closer, and slaps you silly with his stubby little arms, leaving you covered in black crayon and bruises. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He pulls out a black crayon foodbucket and has a quick snack.

He pulls out a black crayon hookspear, but it just leaves a black smear on your eye instead of piercing it.

He tries to punch you with his stubby little arms, but isn't an effective facepuncher.

He tries to whip you with his fish tail, but you stay well away from it.

Fumble Message:

You point out that there isn't a wavy black crayon line above his head to indicate that he's underwater. He panics and flops to the ground, gills gasping. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a mer-kin-type monster)