Black Crayon Goblin

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Black Crayon Goblin
Monster ID 1197
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a goblin-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum goblin
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Black Crayon Goblin You're fighting a Black Crayon Goblin

This goblin is an awkward creature, lurching and monstrous, but deep inside he has an artistic soul that no one, not even his totally fascist Dad, recognizes. If only he could be surrounded by people who shared his artistic vision and his cynically optimistic world view, he'd be the happiest Artistic Goth Kid -- I mean, goblin -- in the world.

Hit Message(s):

He belly-bombs you with his bloated midsection, knocking you to the ground. Eek! Argh! Argh!

He smacks you in the <ankle>, in an attack that is jejune and uninspired but still painful. Ooh! Oof! Ouch!

He pokes you with his goblin horns. You never thought getting horny would be this not-fun. Ouch! Oof! Ow!

He kicks you in the <forehead>, leaving a black wax smear on top of the bruise he just made. Ow! Ugh! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He opens his mouth to display a craggy, asymmetric wall of teeth. Then he bites you with each and every one of them, multiple times. Ow! Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you in the shin, but his stubby legs won't connect.

He tries to poke you with his goblin horns, but he's not quite horny enough.

He starts to smack you in the <nipple>, but realizes that wouldn't be a very funny or inspired attack.

He tries to belly-bomb you, but you belay the bombing.

Fumble Message:

He rubs his stomach and wanders off to find a nice big black crayon sandwich to eat. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a goblin-type monster)