Black Crayon Goblin
|Black Crayon Goblin|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a goblin-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This goblin is an awkward creature, lurching and monstrous, but deep inside he has an artistic soul that no one, not even his totally fascist Dad, recognizes. If only he could be surrounded by people who shared his artistic vision and his cynically optimistic world view, he'd be the happiest Artistic Goth Kid -- I mean, goblin -- in the world.
He belly-bombs you with his bloated midsection, knocking you to the ground. Argh! Ooh! Ouch!
He smacks you in the <head>, in an attack that is jejune and uninspired but still painful. Ow! Oof! Argh!
He pokes you with his goblin horns. You never thought getting horny would be this not-fun. Ugh! Argh! Ow!
He kicks you in the <ear>, leaving a black wax smear on top of the bruise he just made. Ow! Argh! Oof!
He opens his mouth to display a craggy, asymmetric wall of teeth. Then he bites you with each and every one of them, multiple times. Ouch! Ow! Eek!
He tries to kick you in the shin, but his stubby legs won't connect.
He tries to poke you with his goblin horns, but he's not quite horny enough.
He starts to smack you in the <throat>, but realizes that wouldn't be a very funny or inspired attack.
He tries to belly-bomb you, but you belay the bombing.
He rubs his stomach and wanders off to find a nice big black crayon sandwich to eat. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|