Black Crayon Frat Orc
|Black Crayon Frat Orc|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a orc-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is a crude and crudely animated drawing of a crude and crudely animated frat orc. Even in the limited medium of crayon drawing, it looks like it's sizing you up for a paddling.
He crushes a black crayon beer can on your forehead, but no one told him the beer cans should be *empty* when you do that. Ooh! Ow! Oof!
He says, "shutup, NERD!" and punches you in the face. Ow! Oof! Ouch!
He says, "high five, brah!" and smacks you in the face. Looks like he's a little unclear on the concept. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
He kicks you with the longer of his asymmetric legs. At least he didn't use his third leg. Ooh! Argh! Argh!
He headbutts you with his football-shaped head. Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and paddles you until you can't tell where the bruises end and the crayon-marks begin. Eek! Ugh! Argh!
He stops to guzzle a keg cup full of black crayon beer. It's kind of a waxy stout with notes of stearic acid.
He gives you a high five. Apparently, there are still people in the world who high-five unironically.
He says, "shutup, NERD!" but you're not a nerd, so you assume he's talking to someone else.
He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and orders you to assume the position. You say you'd rather not, and he looks temporarily confused. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|