Black Crayon Fish

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Black Crayon Fish
Monster ID 1196
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a fish-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum fish
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, tail, fin
Drops
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Black Crayon Fish You're fighting a Black Crayon Fish

This magically animated drawing of a fish is merely a metaphor for the sheeple -- I mean, fishple -- who mindlessly swarm together in schools, seeking out the safety of conformity and rejecting all original thought. It's dedicated to all the jerks who make fun of, say, sensitive artists making revolutionary art with black crayons.

Hit Message(s):

It gnaws gummily on your <arse>, eventually doing some damage. Ow! Eek! Ooh!

It scrapes its scales across your <ear>. Ow! Ow! Eek!

It smacks you with its fishy tail. Later you can tell a fishy tale about it. Ouch! Ow! Oof!

It thumps you with its dorsal fin on your ventral side. Argh! Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It pulls out a fish fileting knife and engages in a little payback. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to gnaw gummily on your <foot>, but you smack it away.

It tries to scrape you with its scales, but you escape the scrape.

It tries to smack you with its fishy tail, but can't connect.

It tries to thump you with its dorsal fin, but it's too short to connect.

Fumble Message:

It notices that there isn't a wavy black crayon line above it to indicate it's underwater, and starts to frantically flop around and gasp. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a fish-type monster)