Black Crayon Demon
| Black Crayon Demon | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1194 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a demon-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | demon |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, wing, horn |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon DemonThe hordes of demons that live in the depths of Hey Deze are preferable to the demons that live inside an artist's skull: the succubus of Inspiration, the archfiend of Desperation, the imp of Self-Doubt, and the incubus of Dad Says I Have to Stop Farting Around with Crayons and Mow the Lawn. Let the demonic visage of this creature serve to remind you that the true Hey Deze is other people! Or is it "*are* other people?" I was never sure about that one.
Hit Message(s):
It pulls out a black crayon pitchfork and pitches it through your <shins> . Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
It gores you with a black crayon horn, melding black wax with your red blood. Ooh! Oof! Ooh!
It smacks you with a waxy wing, leaving a black smear across your soul. Oh, and your neck. Oof! Eek! Argh!
It gazes through your soul with its mismatched eyes. Then it kicks you in the shin. Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
It offers you pleasures beyond your mortal reckoning if you punch yourself in the face a few times. After you do so, it says it was just joking. Man, if you can't trust a magically-animated drawing of a demon, who CAN you trust? Argh! Ouch! Ow!
It tries to smack you with a waxy wing, but you avoid the waxy smacksing.
It tries to gore you with a horn, but it wasn't drawn sharp enough, or sharply enough.
It tries to poke you with a pitchfork, but you tell it to fork off.
It tries to gaze through your soul, but your soul is pretty solidly opaque.
It offers you a lifetime of bliss in exchange for your immortal soul. You point out that it's just a magically animated drawing of a demon, not a real one, and it gets depressed for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a demon-type monster)
