Black Crayon Constellation

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Black Crayon Constellation
Monster ID 1206
Locations Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a constellation-type monster)
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum constellation
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts star, line
Drops
crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Black Crayon Constellation You're fighting a Black Crayon Constellation

When you're lying on the grass on your back, exhausted from crying after your fascist Dad made you do your homework before listening to your Bauhaus albums, it seems like the stars are the only things that understand you. They're out in the cold limitless void, shining because they're burning to death, distant and unfeeling yet somehow cruelly kind.

And those five over there totally look like a penis, if you connect the lines right.

Hit Message(s):

It burns you with one of its stars, which are made of hot black wax rather than burning gas. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! (hot damage)

It reminds you of your insignificance in the universe, freaking you out a little. Argh! Oof! Ow! (spooky damage)

It garrotes you with one of its connecting lines. Argh! Ugh! Eek!

It hits you with all five points of one of its stars. Oof! Eek! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It settles around you and squeezes, poking you with the points of its stars, its lines leaving black crayon marks all around your chest. Stupid stars. Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to burn you with a star, but it's made of black wax, not burning gas.

It tries to hit you with a star, but you avoid getting starstruck.

It tries to garrote you with one of its lines, but you keep your hand at the level of your eyes.

It tries to remind you of your insignificance in the universe, but you remain unshaken in your narcissism.

Fumble Message:

You point out that one of its stars actually has six points, and it stops to check to see if you're lying or not. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Crayonshavings.gifYou acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a constellation-type monster)

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