Black Crayon Beast
|Black Crayon Beast|
|Locations||Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a beast-type monster)|
|Hit Points||75% of Defense|
|Attack||Moxie (cap at 10 000)|
|Defense||Muscle (cap at 10 000)|
|Monster Parts||body, head, leg, tail|
This creature is drawn directly from the Jungian nightmare that is this world without pity. His blank, staring eye is as indifferent to your suffering as your Dad was when he told you that you couldn't wear black fingernail polish to school. His razor-sharp teeth cut almost as deeply as having your girlfriend of two whole weeks break up with you. This beast's name is Suffering, and it aims to inflict itself on you.
It bites you with its razor-sharp teeth. It has an overbite, and you've just been overly bitten. Argh! Ooh! Oof!
It stares at you with its empty eye, totally freaking you out. Argh! Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)
It stabs you with its crayon claws. It's like the time that one jerk in kindergarten kept poking you with a crayon, and the teacher didn't believe you when you told on him. Eek! Oof! Eek!
It whips you with its waxy tail. It's a little like being attacked by an angry unlit candle. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!
It unhinges its jaw, opens its mouth wide, and engulfs your entire head. The resulting nomming is too gruesome to describe, even to someone who keeps a grue as a pet. Ooh! Eek! Oof!
It stares at you with its empty eye, but you stare back with an equally blank gaze.
It tries to whip you with its waxy tail, but you wax nimble and dodge.
It tries to stab you with its crayon claws, but they're too blunt. I guess that package of crayons wasn't the fancy one with the sharpener.
It tries to bite you, but you point out its overbite and suggest some braces.
It gets its giant front fangs stuck in its waxy bottom lip, and stands there going "GNF! GNF!" for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*|