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|Locations||Don Crimbo's Compound|
|Hit Points||Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle+2|
|Attack||Scales to buffed Moxie+3|
|Defense||Scales to buffed Muscle+3|
|Monster Parts||body, flipper, foot, head|
This penguin is in charge of the special missions that require a combination of intellect and muscle that most of the Don's goons don't possess. She's trained in several types of martial arts, both melee and ranged weapons, and she speaks several languages. The only thing she can't do is fly. Stupid penguins.
She leaps into the air for a flying kick , hitting you square in the stomach. Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!
She disappears from in front of you, and slips a garotte wire around your neck from behind before you can spin around. Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!
She manages to break your arm with a delicate slap of a flipper at just the right pressure point. Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Ow! Ouch!
She does a roundhouse kick to the back of your knee. A man can't stand, he can't fight.Oof! Argh! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
Blank message (bug?)
She slaps you with a flipper, but misses the pressure point that would have made your head pop off.
She tries to do a roundhouse kick, but doesn't have any knees.
She tries a flying kick, but can't fly. Stupid penguin.
She delivers a devastating blow to one of your nerve clusters, but it was a cluster you had removed a few years ago. Wow, that was lucky.
Blank message (bug?) (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: grappling hook (100% chance)*|
|You acquire 8-12 Crimbux|
|You acquire an item: night-vision goggles (?% chance)*|
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
- The failed attack message about the nerve cluster is a reference to Serenity and Captain Malcolm Reynolds, who also survives a devastating blow because of a moved nerve cluster.
- The introductory text refers to Ever After, where Danielle De Barbarac, played by Drew Barrymore, replies to Prince Henry, played by Dougray Scott, that the only thing she cannot do is fly.
- The message about "A man can't stand, he can't fight" appears to be from The Karate Kid, Part III.