Bizarre construct (translated)

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Bizarre construct
Monster ID	671
Locations	A Shimmering Portal with El Vibrato translator equipped
Hit Points	300
Attack	300
Defense	270
Initiative	30
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	hexagon, rectangle, triangle
Drops El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes), El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a bizarre construct

You step through the shimmering portal and find yourself in a smallish room, with no apparent exits. The only thing that stops the room from being a featureless rectangular prism is a few slab-like... well... slabs, really, sticking out from one wall at regular intervals.

Actually, that's not the only thing. There's also this strange, hovering construct, currently bearing down on you brandishing various sinister-looking manipulators.

Hit Message(s):

The construct lifts you into the air and places you gently on one of the slabs. "FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED. INITIALIZING SURGICAL ROUTINES," it bellows as it performs a quick and painful surgical procedure on your <kidney>. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!

The construct glides toward you. You run to the other end of the room to avoid it, and end up banging your knee, really hard, on one of the slabs. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Oof!

The construct bellows "STERILE ENVIRONMENT BREACHED. INITALIZING DISINFECTION PROTOCOL." It bathes the entire room in radiation, some of which gets in your eyes. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

The construct bellows "TRANSPLANT INITIATED." It then surgically removes your <eye> and attaches it to your <face>. It hurts almost as much as it hurts when it subsequently reverses the procedure. Ouch! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Eek! Oof! Eek! Ooh! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

The construct glides toward you, manipulators raised, but you duck under a slab and avoid it. That reminds you -- you should pick up some duck under a slab for dinner tonight.

The construct grabs you and places you gently on one of the slabs. "FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED. INITIALIZING SURGICAL ROUTINES," it bellows, but by the time it's done bellowing, you've crawled under the slab and avoided whatever it was about to do.

The construct bellows "STERILE ENVIRONMENT BREACHED. INITALIZING DISINFECTION PROTOCOL." It bathes the entire room in radiation, but you were never much for baths, so you avoid it on principle.

Fumble Message:

The construct bellows "INSURANCE NOT ACCEPTED. DISCONTINUING SERVICE," as it moves away from you and settles gently to the ground in one corner of the room. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) (14.3% chance)*

You acquire an item: El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) (14.4% chance)*

You gain 75 <substat>.

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Occurs at A Shimmering Portal with El Vibrato translator equipped.

Notes

• Adventuring at A Shimmering Portal without El Vibrato translator equipped results in encountering bizarre construct instead.
• Copies of this monster encountered without the translator equipped show the untranslated messages.
  • "STERILE ENVIRONMENT BREACHED. INITALIZING DISINFECTION PROTOCOL" translated from "ZAKZAK BEHOFUSTA NILACHA. FULAZAKHO FUNOGACHO GACHOKUZ"
  • "FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED. INITIALIZING SURGICAL ROUTINES" translated from "TASOM KUZGA NOGACHA. FUCHANOKCHA ANKROSTA LAPAZEVE"
  • "INSURANCE NOT ACCEPTED. DISCONTINUING SERVICE" translated from "HOKROPA GA GABECHA. FUFUPACHA HOTA"
  • "TRANSPLANT INITIATED" translated from "TAGANOK FUCHANO"

Command Sequences

• When instructed to BUFF DRONE with a repaired El Vibrato drone in inventory:

The construct reaches into your sack with one of its manipulators, and pulls out a repaired El Vibrato drone. It touches it with several manipulators in turn, each one subtly modifying the pattern of grooves on the drone. The drone hums more loudly as the construct hands it back to you.

You acquire an item: augmented El Vibrato drone

• When instructed to BUFF DRONE without a repaired El Vibrato drone in inventory:

You slide the punchcard into a slot in the bizarre construct. It bellows "NO ANKRO HO NITAKUZ BESTASOMNO NOGACHA. ZEVEPACHA SOM BULA BUFULA."

• When instructed to BUFF DRONE without a repaired El Vibrato drone in inventory with El Vibrato translator equipped:

You slide the punchcard into a slot in the bizarre construct. It bellows "NO DRONE OF SUFFICIENT CAPACITANCE DETECTED. REVERTING TO DEFAULT BEHAVIOR."

• When instructed to BUFF TARGET:

The construct lifts one of its manipulator arms and presses it against your skin. You feel warmth spread throughout your body.

You acquire an effect: Fitter, Happier (duration: 10 Adventures)

• When instructed to BUFF SELF:

The construct lifts one of its manipulator arms and presses it against its head. It begins to move more energetically.

• When instructed to REPAIR TARGET:

The construct lifts one of its manipulator arms and presses it against your skin. Your body tingles, and you feel much, much better.

You gain some hit points.

You gain some Mana Points.

• When instructed to REPAIR SELF:

The construct lifts one of its manipulator arms and presses it against its head. It begins to glow a little more brightly.