Beware of Aligator
You suddenly find yourself having an odd day dream. Everything is blacker and whiter.
Your housekeeper has discovered the baby alligator that you've been hiding. What do you do?!
| Come clean to Dad and let him take it to the zoo. |
Dad is actually quite proud of your animal rearing skills. After dropping the alligator off at the zoo, he brings home a little yappy terrier which stays by your side, for a while.
 | You acquire an effect: Yapping Pal (duration: 30 Adventures) |
| Claim the housekeeper is drunk. |
You sneak into Dad's office and pour a snifter full of his brandy, intending to frame the housekeeper. Then you hear your brother exclaiming that the alligator has escaped. You quickly hide the snifter in your room.
 | You acquire an item: Dad's brandy |
| Ignore the situation and charge your friends admission to see the alligator. |
Before your Dad comes home and takes the alligator away, you've got a line of kids around the block paying you to see the little scaly guy!
 | You gain 1,500 Meat. |
| Snap out of it! |
You shake your head vigorously and clear it of your surreal daydream.
Occurs when adventuring while equipped with June cleaver.
References
- This adventure references the plot of Captain Jack, the 2nd episode of American television sitcom Leave It to Beaver, which does in fact revolve around a mail-order alligator.
