|Locations||The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
This is a ground troop in the Frat Boy Army (A Brotherhood of One, Bra) who is an expert at ballistic brewing. He uses beer bongs to wage chemical warfare with cheap, skunky beer.
He whips you with the tubing on one of his beer bongs. Dude, you're so whipped. Ooh! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
He crams the end of the beer bong up your nose and bathes your sinuses in crappy beer. Ow! Ooh! Oof! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!
He uses his beer bong as a slingshot and shoots a can of beer at your <bung>. Eek! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
He loads up a beer bong and blows into the end, showering you with cheap beer. Some of it gets in your mouth. Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He crams a beer bong down your throat and forces you to shotgun three cans of sub-Willer-quality beer. You choke, gag, and get a little tipsy. Argh! Argh! Ouch!
He tries to whip you with a beer bong, but you remain unwhipped.
He loads up a beer bong and blows cheap beer at you, but you let a smile be your umbrella.
He tries to shotgun a beer at you, but can't find his shotgun.
He tries to shove the beer bong up your nose, but you tell him, "up your nose with a rubber hose, mister!"
He tries to cram a beer bong down your throat, but activates your gag reflex. Man, you'll never be popular with the cool crowd if you gag that easily. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: beer bong (19.4% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: beer helmet (0.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin (0.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (0.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (1.8% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: PADL Phone (2.3% chance)*|
|You gain 45 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" is a recurring insult from the series Welcome Back, Kotter.