Beefy bodyguard bat
| Beefy bodyguard bat | |
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| Monster ID | 571 |
| Locations | The Boss Bat's Lair |
| Hit Points | 25 |
| Attack | 25 |
| Defense | 22 |
| No-Hit | 35 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 200-300 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, wing |
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| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a beefy bodyguard batThis is one of the beefiest bats in the burrow, and that's why the Boss Bat chose him as a personal bodyguard. He looks eager to buffet, batter, bedevil, and even berate you, leaving you thoroughly bedraggled. Beware!
Hit Message(s):
He flexes his beefy pectorals at you. You make a quick comparison and feel profoundly humiliated. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Argh!
He manhandles you in the <leg>. Well, as much as something can be manhandled with a tiny claw on the end of a wing. Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ow!
He delivers a beefy bite to your <ankle>. Man. Imagine how bad his bark must be! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
He picks up a rock in his tiny claws and throws it at your <face>. Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ow!
He swoops down, lifts you off the ground, and carries you high into the vaults of the cavern. He tosses you and you bounce off a few stalactites before landing <skull>-first on a stalagmite. Argh. Argh! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
He flexes his beefy pectorals at you, but you flex yours back.
He tries to bite you on the <arse>, but pulls a muscle in his neck and has to stop to apply some beefy bodyguard bat balm.
He rears back and tries to punch you in the <groin>, but then realizes that he can't really make a fist, on account of he's a bat.
He picks up a rock in his tiny claws and throws it at you, but you duck. No, wait. You bat it away.
He flies toward your head, but bumps his own head on a stalactite (maybe it was Stalactite 17?) and is knocked unconscious for a few seconds. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 200-300 Meat. (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)* |
 | You acquire an item: beefy pill (10% chance)* |
| You gain 5 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Boss Bat's Lair.
Notes
- Implemented with the NS13 update.
References
- The fumble message contains a reference to the 1953 film Stalag 17.
- One of the attack messages refers to the idiom "His bark is worse than his bite"
