You give it a carton of milk that is only a minute before its expiration date. It drinks it and turns a little green around the gills (unless it is Mer-kin, who are always green around the gills).
 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
 | Monster defense reduced by Y |
or
You buy it a drink even though they only just turned 21. It guzzles it and looks a little inebriated.
 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
 | Monster defense reduced by Y |
or
You blow past it only a fraction of a mile per hour below the speed limit, leaving it looking dazed and confused.
 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
 | Monster defense reduced by Y |
or
You get all up in their grills, stopping just short of physical assault. They look a little cowed by the onslaught.
 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
 | Monster defense reduced by Y |
or
You shoot a firework at him that is only three grains of gunpowder under the legal limit for firework power. It explodes in his face, startling him.
 | Monster attack power reduced by X |
 | Monster defense reduced by Y |
And, during Zombie Slayer:
After that, a good-sized chunk of meat falls off of the rotting bear arm. It's disgusting, but not so disgusting that you don't immediately grab it and put it in your pocket.
 | You gain 50-70 Meat. |
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