Batrat

Batrat
Monster ID	150
Locations	Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
Hit Points	20
Attack	23
Defense	20
No-Hit	33
Initiative	60
Meat	18-26
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, wing
Drops bat guano, batgut, bat wing, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a batrat

This is a hideous amalgam of bat and rat. It seems to be more bat than rat.

Hit Message(s):

It flaps up and munches on your <groin>. Argh! Eek!

It lets loose a high-pitched squeak. You feel a sharp pain in your <knee>. Oof! Oof!

It gnaws on you with its rodent teeth. You dirty rat! Ooh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It bites you with its rodent teeth, and you catch a slight case of the bubonic plague. It bubbles through your body and out various waystations in your digestive tract, leaving you exhausted and messy. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to munch your <nipple>, but you bat it away. Get it?

It lets loose a high-pitched squeak. Fortunately, you've built up your immunity by listening to Mariah Carey.

It tries to gnaw on you with its rodent teeth, but you bat it away.

Fumble Message:

It bites you and tries to give you the bubonic plague, but a typo in the system results in a bubonic plaque instead. I guess you could proudly display it, if you really wanted to, but you don't. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 18-26 Meat (average: 22, stdev: 2)*

You acquire an item: bat guano (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: batgut (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: bat wing (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: rat appendix (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (15% chance)*

You gain 5-6 <substat>.

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Occurs at the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow.

References

• Mariah Carey is an American singer known for her extensive vocal range, particularly her use of the whistle register.
• bubonic plague is the medical name for the disease known as the Black Death.