Batburglar
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| Batburglar | |
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| Monster ID | 1700 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, cape, head, leg, torso |
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| Manuel | batarang |
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You're fighting a BatburglarYou approach a caped adventurer from behind and ask him if this is the right line for the Spookiest Adventurer contest.
He whirls around and you see that he's wearing a cowl that covers most of his face and is topped with fake cat ears.
"They're bat ears," he corrects you. "I'm a Batburglar. Tell your friends."
"How did you know I thought they were cat ears?" you ask. "I didn't say anything out loud."
"Sonar," he says.
"That doesn't make any sense..." you reply, to nobody, because he's gone. You feel a tap on your shoulder, and whirl around to find him hanging upside down behind you.
Hit Message(s):
From out of nowhere, a bat-shaped knife hits you in the <arse>. Ooh! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)
He breaks into your <throat> and steals a bunch of the blood. Ow! Argh! Oof! (spooky damage)
He emerges from the shadows and gives your <shoulder> a beating. Not the beating it needs, but the beating it deserves. Ouch! Eek! Oof! (spooky damage)
He pickpockets a knife from a nearby adventurer and hurls it into your <solar plexus>. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)
He whispers in a strained, raspy voice, "I'm stealing your wallet. And punching your <eye>." And then he does. Oof! Ow! Ooh! (spooky damage)
He whispers in a strained, raspy voice, "I'm stealing your wallet. And punching your <bung>." And then he does. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Oof! Ouch!
He presses a button on his utility belt, but nothing happens. He grumbles.
He presses the wrong button on his utility belt and causes a distant explosion instead of a nearby injury.
not known
He fires a grappling hook at a gargoyle on the wall of the tower above and rises out of the way of your attack.
(blocks your attack)
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Spookiest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
