Batbugbear

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Batbugbear
Monster ID 1167
Locations Entryway, Guano Junction, Batrat and Ratbat Burrow, Beanbat Chamber, Sonar
Hit Points 25
Attack 25
Defense 22
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
BURT
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
batbugbear You're fighting a batbugbear

This is a bugbear modified with bat genes (y'know, what Bruce Wayne wears to mow the lawn) to enhance its natural sonar. The giant leathery wings were a byproduct of the process, which just shows how backwards bugbear scientists' priorities are.

Hit Message(s):

It emits an ear-piercing high-frequency ping. Your eardrums emit a regular-frequency, pierced schlorp. Ugh! Argh! Ouch!

It slashes you with an enhanced bat-claw. Ooh! Ow! Ow!

It squeaks and bites you with a combination of bugbear teeth and bat fangs, all of which are sharp. Ow! Oof! Ow!

It smacks you with a leathery wing. The Leathery Wing in the wax museum's where they keep the George Hamilton and Steven Tyler figures. Eek! Ow! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs you, flies up a couple dozen feet, and drops you. You'd swear its squeaking sounds like laughter as you fall to your doom. What a jerk. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It squeaks and flies around the nearest light fixture, confused.

It tries to smack you with a leathery wing, but you wun away fwom the wing.

It tries to slash you with a bat-claw, but stops to eat a bearclaw.

It emits a ping, but you emit a pong right back.

Fumble Message:

It pings, boops, and squeaks to get a feel for the shape of the room around it before it attacks again. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Burt.gifYou acquire an item: BURT (100% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at the Entryway, Guano Junction, the Batrat and Ratbat Burrow, the Beanbat Chamber, and at Sonar.

References

  • Bruce Wayne is the alter-ego of Batman.