Bastille Battalion
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Occurs when using a Bastille Battalion control rig or Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher. Takes you to a control panel where you can play the mini-game Bastille Battalion. The objective of the mini-game is to collect cheese curds over a number of "matches" played against a random opposing castle. Each match consists of 2 building/collecting turns followed by a face-off turn.
After a full game of 5 matches or after losing a face-off, the game ends and you are given the opportunity to "lock-in" your score. You are allowed to play 5 games per day, but you can only "lock-in" your score once per day. If you ascend you are allowed another 5 games, but a score that you locked in before you ascended is discounted (whether or not you lock in a new score). Rewards will also be given after your first play-through, depending on the settings chosen.
The 4 selectors surrounding the main play area can be used to adjust your starting stats (as displayed on the dials at the bottom) and choose which rewards you get. The 6 stats are Military Attack (MA), Castle Attack (CA), Psychological Attack (PA), Military Defence (MD), Castle Defence (CD), and Psychological Defence (PD).
| Barbican selector (upper left) | Battalion Stats | Results |
|---|---|---|
| Barbarian Barbecue | +2 MA, MD | 250 Mysticality substats |
| Babar | +2 CA, CD | 250 Muscle substats |
| Barbershop | +2 PA, PD | 250 Moxie substats |
| Drawbridge style selector (upper right) | Battalion Stats | Results | Accessory (Disappears at Rollover) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Draftsman | +2 MD, CD, PD | Draftsman's driving gloves | Mysticality +50%, Spell Damage +50%, +8 Adventure(s) per day when equipped, +4 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight |
| Art Nouveau | +2 PA, +1 PD | Nouveau nosering | Moxie +50%, +25% Item Drops from Monsters, Maximum HP/MP +25, +4 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight |
| Brutalist | +1 MA, CA, PA | Brutal brogues | Muscle +50%, Weapon Damage +50%, +8 to Familiar Weight, +4 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight |
| Moat contents selector (lower left) | Battalion Stats | Results | Potion - 1-Adventure Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sharks | +1 PA, MD | sharkfin gumbo | Shark-Tooth Grin - Boosts military attack and defense in Bastille Battalion. |
| Lava | +1 MA, CD | boiling broth | Boiling Determination - Boosts castle attack and defense in Bastille Battalion. |
| Truth Serum | +1 CA, PD | interrogative elixir | Enhanced Interrogation - Boosts psychological attack and defense in Bastille Battalion. |
| Murder hole selector (lower right) | Battalion Stats | Results | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gesture | +1 PA | Bastille Braggadocio (100 turns) | Moxie +25, +25% Combat Initiative, +25% Meat from Monsters |
| Cannon | +1 MA | Bastille Budgeteer (100 turns) | Muscle +25, +10% chance of Critical Hit, Regenerate 10-20 HP per Adventure |
| Catapult | +1 CA | Bastille Bourgeoisie (100 turns) | Mysticality +25, +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit, Regenerate 5-10 MP per Adventure |
High Score Rewards
Every day the top scorers get rewards based on their score:
- 1st place gets Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy - untradeable item that can be autosold for 20k meat.
- Top 5 get Bastille Battalion tattoo kit - gives the bbattat tattoo.
- Top ? get Bastille Battalion cheese wheel - a usable item that lets you specify your favorite cheese in your profile.
- Top 23 get Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher - a usable item that allows someone who does not own this IOTM to play. Each voucher is good for one play.
Notes
- If you attempt to play Bastille Battalion in Bad Moon, you are rejected with the following message:
- You glance up at the moons and decide not to waste time playing video games.
History
- Prior to August 5, 2018, you were only given rewards upon locking in your score, and settings reset between sessions. This was changed with the following system message:
- System Message: Bastille Batalion will now give rewards on your first play and... maybe remember your settings from game to game.
