Basic lihc
| Basic lihc | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2153 |
| Locations | The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves |
| Hit Points | 54 |
| Attack | 55 |
| Defense | 50 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, tendril |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a basic lihcIn life, this necromancer had a prediection[sic] for yoga pants and pumpkin spice (when seasonally appropriate.) In undeath, it's more into murderous rage. One thing that hasn't changed, though, is its secret alcoholism.
Hit Message(s):
It slaps you in the <ear> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)
The lich wraps some of its tendrils in a ponytail holder and whips you in the <foot> with them. Eek! Ouch! (spooky damage)
The lihc considers your shoes and makes an extremely disdainful noise. Oof! Ow! (spooky damage)
It shrieks at you in an ancient, forbidden tongue. #cursed Argh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
It whispers in your ear: "DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE..." Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)
It slaps you in the <kidney> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch!
It gets briefly distracted by its phone.
The lihc pauses to take another swig from its enormous coffee.
It moves to attack you, but finds that it can't even right now.
It gets briefly distracted by its phone. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: boxed wine (30% chance)* |
Occurs at The Defiled Niche and The VERY Unquiet Garves.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
Alludes to "a term used to condescendingly refer to women who have predictable or unoriginal style, interests, or behavior."
