Baseball bat

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Baseball bat
Monster ID 43
Locations Guano Junction
Hit Points 9
Attack 15
Defense 13
No-Hit 25
Initiative 60
Meat 16-24
Phylum beast
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, wing, torso
baseball, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
baseball bat You're fighting a baseball bat

This is a bat with the body of a baseball. And the heart of a bad pun.

Hit Message(s):

It bites you in the <knee>. No, trust me, it has a mouth. And it must scream. Ow! Eek! Eek!

It beans you in the head with its hard baseball body. Worse, you don't even get a free walk to first. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh!

It beats on you, almost as if you were a brat. What can you do? What can you do with a bat like that, always on your back? Eek! Ooh!

It flaps around you, its piercing squeak making you dizzy and giving you a headache. Ouch! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It flaps its wings furiously as it flies around the cave, picking up speed. It changes course and smashes into you one, two, three times. You're out! Out cold, that is. Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to bite you in the <bung>, but doesn't have a mouth. It probably still must scream, though.

It tries to hit you with its baseball body, but strikes out.

It tries to beat on you like a brat, but you tell it that it's not your fault.

It squeaks a piercing squeak, but you're unphased.

Fumble Message:

It flies around the cave, picking up speed. It charges you, but before it can hit you, you strike it away from you and into a wall. Steeeerike! (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Baseball.gifYou acquire an item: baseball (29.8% chance)*
Biscuit.gifYou acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (10% chance)*
You gain 3-4 <substat>.

Occurs at Guano Junction.