Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books

Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Books is located at the Obligatory Pirate's Cove (in disguise) on the Mysterious Island of Mystery.

Swashbuckling Getup or pirate fledges are required to shop here.

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Avast ye, me harrrdy. And then avail ye, of these fine books, both harrrdcover and paperback.

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
	pirate tract	300 Meat
	pirate pamphlet	300 Meat
	pirate brochure	300 Meat
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	500 Meat

Notes

• One of the three pirate booklets (tract, pamphlet, or brochure) will be available in a given ascension. The available booklet is not random, they cycle in the fixed order Brochure->Tract->Pamphlet.
• When a character is in a Bees Hate You run, The Big Book of Pirate Insults is replaced by the Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery.
• In a Zombie Slayer run, you get the text:

"Say," you ask, "why does everything seem so… normal around here? Are you guys not having trouble with the zombie plague? You don't even seem surprised to see me, and look -- I've got a hole right here in the side of my face, you can see my teeth through it."

"Oh, there's always been a large undead population here, aye," Bartleby says. "Ghost pirates, skeleton pirates, zombie pirates. Even had a wossname come through 'ere once, one o' them Asian ladies whose heads come off and float around with their guts trailing behind 'em. Seen much worse'n you, yarrr."

• If you try to shop here during the Island War, you will be blocked with this message:

You don't belong in this store.

History

• The store used to sell the abridged dictionary before December 31, 2018. It could only be purchased once per ascension.
• The name of this store was changed on February 19, 2014. It used to be "Barrrtleby's Barrrgain Bookstore".

References

• The undead asian lady head monster referred to is the Penanggalan.