|Locations||The Haunted Library|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, torso|
This is a banshee employed by the ghosts of Spookyraven Manor to act as a librarian. She's really frustrated, because if there's one thing banshees love to do, it's wail, and if there's one thing you can't do in a library, it's also wail.
She picks up one of those things they use to stamp dates on books, and stamps you in the <face> with it. Ow! Argh! Ow! Argh! Ow! Ow!
She whispers something in your ear. Man. If a banshee whispering hurts that much, you'd hate to have one wail at you. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!
She takes you outside, clears her throat, and wails at you, full volume. Your eardrums rupture seventy-three times. Oof! Ooh! Ow!
She tries to slice open your <arse> with a ghostly claw, but you knock some books off of a nearby shelf and she rushes off to put them back in order.
She tries to hit you with a rolled-up newspaper from the periodicals section, but you point out that private libraries don't have periodicals sections.
She whispers something in your ear, but it turns out to be a sweet nothing, so it has sweet no effect on you.
She tries to push a bookshelf over you, but you can push harder, since you're corporeal and all, so she gets crushed instead. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen (21.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: killing jar (10% chance)*|
|You gain 14-15 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Haunted Library.
- This adventure references the movie Ghostbusters, where the team hunt down a banshee-like ghost (who bears a strong resemblance to this monster) in a library at the beginning of the film.