Banjoccultist

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Banjoccultist
Monster ID 1620
Locations Moonshiners' Woods
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+1, min 5
Defense Player's Muscle+1, min 5
Initiative 0
Meat 8-12
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, neck, bridge, frets
Drops
banjo kazoo mount, blue grass
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
banjoccultist You're fighting a banjoccultist

If you're looking to make some dark magic with a down-home twang, the banjoccultist is your guy. He can play "Turkey in the Straw" and summon up an actual turkey in actual straw.

Which sounds really friendly and hospitable and all, but you should see what happens when he plays "Fire on the Mountain."

Hit Message(s):

He plays the first few notes of "The Anvil Chorus." An anvil falls on your head. Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

He plays the first few notes of "Oh, Suzannah," then hits you in the knee with his banjo. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!

He plays a little claw-hammer tune, then beats you with a claw hammer. Eek! Oof! Ugh!

He mutters ancient secret spells under his breath while his banjo garottes you with one of its strings. The weird short one that makes the notes all out of order. Argh! Ugh! Eek!

He plays the first few notes of "You Are My Sunshine," giving you a blistering sunburn. Ouch! Argh! Oof!(hot damage)

He runs his hands across the strings and it gives an evil hiss. Oh, wait, that wasn't the banjo, that was him. Still, pretty spooky. Ouch! Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He plays the first few notes of "Dueling Banjos." You squeal like a pig. It's like being stabbed in the ears! Ooh! Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He plays a jaunty tune on the banjo.

He plays the first few notes of "Oh, Suzannah." You don't cry.

He plays the first few notes of "Big Rock Candy Mountain." A small patch of ground turns into delicious candy.

He plays the first few notes of "Camptown Races." You provide the "Doo-dah, doo-dah."

The banjo plays an ominous tune to freak you out, but you actually kind of like it.

He plays a little claw-hammer tune. It's pretty impressive.

Fumble Message:

He drops his little ring-shaped picks and has to crawl around picking them up, swearing under his breath. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 8-12 Meat.
Kazoomount.gifYou acquire an item: banjo kazoo mount (2% chance)*
Smokinggrass.gifYou acquire an item: blue grass (20% chance)*
You gain ? <substat>.

Occurs at Moonshiners' Woods.