Bangyomaman Warrior

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Bangyomaman Warrior
Monster ID 822
Locations Seaside Megalopolis when not possessing the essence of cute
Hit Points 160
Attack 150
Defense 126
Initiative 20
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
neurostim pill, X-37 gun
Quest essence of heat
Manuel Bangyomaman battle juice
Manuel Entry
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Bangyomaman Warrior You're fighting a Bangyomaman Warrior

This is a big, hulking, brutish, hideous alien warrior. It kind of looks like someone shaved a giant bulldog and put it in battle armor, then gave it a giant gun covered in switches, buttons, and toggles.

You know, personally, I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. But I wouldn't say it to this guy's face -- he could break me like a glass toothpick.

Hit Message(s):

He smashes a giant fist into your face. Oh, well, you're still prettier than he is. Ouch! Oof! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Eek!

He flips a switch on his gun. About three dozen bullets turn you into a human colander. Ouch! Eek! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!

He pushes a button on his gun. A boxing glove on a spring pops out and bops you on the nose. Ooh! Argh! Argh! Ooh! Argh!

He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges, strikes a match, and holds it under your ear. Ooh! Ow! Argh! Argh! Ow! (hot damage)

He flips a toggle on his gun. A buzzsaw shoots out of a slot and makes a really annoying whirring noise, in addition to the minor inconvience of burying itself in your <solar plexus>. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He smashes your face in with a giant fist while peppering you with bullets, lasers, and shuriken from his crazy alien gun. Yeesh! Ouch! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He flips a switch on his gun. A refreshing pine scent fills the air.

He flips a toggle on his gun. A spatula comes out and turns over some nearby pancakes.

He gets distracted and starts fiddling with the buttons on his huge gun.

He pushes a button on his gun. A little paper umbrella pops out and slowly drifts to the floor. I ask you, when is that going to be useful in combat?

He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges holding a lit match. You make a quip about having a match -- your butt and its face!

Fumble Message:

He turns a dial on his gun, then pulls a trigger. A couple of mechanical hands pop out and give him a manicure and pedicure. He looks embarrassed, but you can't say he didn't need it. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Stimpill2.gifYou acquire an item: neurostim pill (10% chance)*
Crazyblaster.gifYou acquire an item: X-37 gun (5% chance)*
Datadisk.gifYou acquire an item: essence of heat
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at Seaside Megalopolis.

Notes

  • The essence of heat appears to drop if you attack with a Ruby Rod after the monster's sole elemental attack (or corresponding miss message). It will not be listed with the other items obtained.
  • The corresponding miss message appears to be "He turns a crank on the side of his gun. A mechanical hand emerges holding a lit match. You make a quip about having a match -- your butt and its face!"

References

  • A reference to the Mangalorian warriors from The Fifth Element.
  • Its name, split into words, is "Bang yo ma-ma-n Warrior".
  • The miss message asking when a little paper umbrella would ever be any use in combat is possibly a reference to KoL itself, where little paper umbrellas for some reason are melee weapons.