Baguette lady

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Baguette lady
Monster ID 1748
Locations Madness Bakery
Hit Points 2
Attack 2
Defense 1
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts baguette, head, loaf, torso
Drops
magical baguette, wad of dough
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
baguette lady You're fighting a baguette lady

You see a hunched-over old woman rummaging through pastries on a shelf. You approach her. "Oh, thank goodness," you say, "I'm so glad to see another human."

She turns around. She is... not human.

Hit Message(s):

She grabs you with two stubby baguette arms and gives you a biiiiiig kiss. Ugh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

She peels open her face-baguette to reveal a squirming mass of worms. What the heck, man. Nasty. Ugh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

She pulls off one of her arms and swings it like a baseball bat at your <arse>. Ouch! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

She pulls off one of her arms and swings it like a baseball bat at your <calf>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

She swings one of her bready arms at you, but you were ready for it and you dodge out of the way.

She staggers toward you, but her baguette-hip breaks and she falls to the ground before she can reach you.

Fumble Message:

She swings one of her bready arms at you, but you were ready for it and you dodge out of the way. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Baguette.gifYou acquire an item: magical baguette (30% chance)*
Dough.gifYou acquire an item: wad of dough (25% chance)*

Occurs at Madness Bakery.