Bag of Potatoes of Security
|Bag of Potatoes of Security|
|Locations||A Grocery Bag|
|Monster Parts||bag, potato|
Potatoes are pure starchy comfort in an easily-prepared package. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, they'll always warm your heart and pad your waistline.
A potato flies through the air and smacks you. Yeowch! It was a hot potato! Ooh! Oof! (hot damage)
A potato uses its electrochemical battery power to shock the crap out of you. Ugh! Argh!
One potato extends a sprout from its eye and pokes you in your eye with it. Ow! Oof!
You get pelted with potatoes. Poop. Ouch! Ouch!
One potato, two potato, three potato, four. One adventurer, you adventurer, bruised adventurer, floor. Ouch! Ow!
A hot potato flies through the air at you, but you catch it and toss it before the music stops.
You get pelted with potatoes, but you perspicaciously pop aside.
A potato uses its electrochemical battery power to run a complaining psychotic A.I. for a while.
One potato extends a sprout from its eye, but you pluck it before the whole potato goes bad.
The potatoes in the bag are all too baked to put together a coherent attack. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at A Grocery Bag.