Bag of Potatoes of Security

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Bag of Potatoes of Security
Monster ID 1300
Locations A Grocery Bag
Hit Points 100
Attack 30
Defense 100
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts bag, potato
Drops
None
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
bag of Potatoes of Security You're fighting a bag of Potatoes of Security

Potatoes are pure starchy comfort in an easily-prepared package. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, they'll always warm your heart and pad your waistline.

Hit Message(s):

A potato flies through the air and smacks you. Yeowch! It was a hot potato! Ooh! Oof! (hot damage)

A potato uses its electrochemical battery power to shock the crap out of you. Ugh! Argh!

One potato extends a sprout from its eye and pokes you in your eye with it. Ow! Oof!

You get pelted with potatoes. Poop. Ouch! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

One potato, two potato, three potato, four. One adventurer, you adventurer, bruised adventurer, floor. Ouch! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

A hot potato flies through the air at you, but you catch it and toss it before the music stops.

You get pelted with potatoes, but you perspicaciously pop aside.

A potato uses its electrochemical battery power to run a complaining psychotic A.I. for a while.

One potato extends a sprout from its eye, but you pluck it before the whole potato goes bad.

Fumble Message:

The potatoes in the bag are all too baked to put together a coherent attack. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

References


Occurs at A Grocery Bag.