|Does nothing except|
make you feel real bad about
Whispers mean things at you
Ability: Sits motionless, does nothing
|Ultimate Cage Match||Scavenger Hunt||Obstacle Course||Hide and Seek|+15% Meat Drop 4-5 MP +3 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +2 Moxie statgain *Hover for details
|Cannot breathe underwater|
- Regular messages:
- After Combat:
- Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
- "<name> hisses something you can't quite hear at your opponent, who claps their hands over their ears so fast they hurt themselves."
- Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
- <name> hisses something you can't quite hear at your opponent, who claps their hands over their ears so fast they hurt themselves.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- "I look stupid in this hat, and it's all your fault," <name> mutters underneats its Tam O'Shanter..
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- "Does this foolishness make you happy?" <name> mutters as it sludges around the maypole.
- With wax lips equipped:
- <name> grumbles at you, but its wax lips make it blessedly impossible to tell what.
- None - familiar cannot compete at the Arena.
- Similar to Squamous Gibberer, you will sometimes receive unusual (and hurtful) chat messages when equipped as your active familiar, such as:
- A monkey could do this better than you. A dead one
- Better stop now before you screw this up any worse
- How are those life decisions working out for you?
- Isn't it time you started acting like a grown-up?
- Maybe you should just go back to bed
- People would respect you more if you didn't slouch so much
- Shouldn't you be better at this by now?
- They aren't laughing with you -- they're laughing <i>at</i> you
- You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
- You're making a big mistake
- You should go back to school and get a real job