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Monster ID | 426 |
Locations | The Valley of Rof L'm Fao (While Lucky!) |
Hit Points | 75 |
Attack | 85 |
Defense | 76 |
No-Hit | 95 |
Initiative | 50 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | bad spelling |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | head, wing |
Manuel Entry | |
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A dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.
You suddenly feel less lucky.
Hit Message(s):
(X)^^CCF! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
@CDC$% right in the <solar plexus>! Ooh! Ugh! Argh!
^
Ow! Ugh! Eek!
#$__$#! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
It hits you in the <bung>, and you're all ^_)** Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Ouch! Ow!
(X)^^CCF, but misses.
@CDC$%,% but misses.
^
#$__$#, but misses.
It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^
It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire an item: ASCII shirt (100% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: 30669 scroll (100% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: 33398 scroll (100% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: 334 scroll (100% chance)* |
You gain 21 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Valley of Rof L'm Fao while Lucky!
Notes
- If encountered as a copy, such as from a photocopied monster, the "You suddenly feel less lucky." line will be omitted.
- This monster can be olfacted, but it will not appear more often.
History
- Was a semi-rare adventure prior to Jan 1, 2022.
- The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
- This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.
References
- Klingon in the critical hit message refers to the constructed language in the Star Trek universe.
- A TIE Fighter is a small starship in the fictional "Star Wars" universe.