Baby Mayonnaise Wasp

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Familiar number: 195
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Baby Mayonnaise Wasp
The oily mayo helps keep the stinger lubed for maximum damage

Attacks your enemies, smells like mayonnaise

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Ability: Deals Sleaze Damage to enemies

Throne/Bjorn: Mysticality +15%, occasionally deals Sleaze Damage in combat.

Hatchling: newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp

Familiar-Specific Equipment: mayo pump

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop	6-10 MP	+4 Muscle statgain	+15% Item Drop	+4 Mysticality statgain	8-10 HP	+4 Moxie statgain
			Bleeding damage*	Boosts combat Initiative		Deals Sleaze damage*
*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <famname> stings your opponent for X damage. (The mayonnaise acts as a soothing salve, but the damage still counts.)

  <famname> stings your opponent several times, spraying mayonnaise everywhere and causing a total of X damage.

  <famname> injects your opponent with mayonnaise, in a part of its body that doesn't work well when filled with mayonnaise. This causes X damage.

  <famname> tries to attack your opponent, but only succeeds in getting mayonnaise everywhere.

  <famname> swoops at your opponent and sprays it with mayonnaise. This does no actual damage.

  <famname> attempts to sting your opponent, but it slips on a glob of mayonnaise and skids out of the way of the attack.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> stings your opponent for X damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  A wasp can't really wink because their eyes don't work that way, but its the thought that counts.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> buzzes around the maypole, dripping mayonnaise as it goes.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  A wasp wearing wax lips is weird enough that I don't feel it's necessary to mention the mayonnaise. Or tasteful.

Arena Messages

None — familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• The mayonnaise wasp has a hit rate of (X*2)%, where X is the familiar weight.
• Damage has a minimum of floor(X/2)*3+3 and a maximum of 3*X+8.
• The haiku was given proper 5/7/5 form around 2:45 PM EST on June 1st, 2015, with the previous haiku being "The oily mayonnaise/helps keep the stinger lubed/for maximum damage".