Baby Mayonnaise Wasp

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Baby Mayonnaise Wasp

The oily mayo
helps keep the stinger lubed for
maximum damage

Attacks your enemies, smells like mayonnaise

Ability: Deals Sleaze Damage to enemies

Throne/Bjorn: Mysticality +15%, occasionally deals Sleaze Damage in combat.

Hatchling: Mayolarva.gif newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp

Familiar-Specific Equipment: Mayopump.gif mayo pump

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Mumming Trunk Abilities:

+15% Meat Drop 6-10 MP +4 Muscle statgain +15% Item Drop +4 Mysticality statgain 8-10 HP +4 Moxie statgain
Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Hardcorex.gif Bleeding damage* Boosts combat Initiative Hardcorex.gif Deals Sleaze damage*
*Hover for details
Dasboot.gifCannot breathe underwater
Combat Messages
  • Regular messages:
    <famname> stings your opponent for X damage. (The mayonnaise acts as a soothing salve, but the damage still counts.)
    <famname> stings your opponent several times, spraying mayonnaise everywhere and causing a total of X damage.
    <famname> injects your opponent with mayonnaise, in a part of its body that doesn't work well when filled with mayonnaise. This causes X damage.
    <famname> tries to attack your opponent, but only succeeds in getting mayonnaise everywhere.
    <famname> swoops at your opponent and sprays it with mayonnaise. This does no actual damage.
    <famname> attempts to sting your opponent, but it slips on a glob of mayonnaise and skids out of the way of the attack.

  • Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:
    <name> stings your opponent for X damage.
  • Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:
  • With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
    A wasp can't really wink because their eyes don't work that way, but its the thought that counts.
  • With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
    <name> buzzes around the maypole, dripping mayonnaise as it goes.
  • With wax lips equipped:
    A wasp wearing wax lips is weird enough that I don't feel it's necessary to mention the mayonnaise. Or tasteful.

Arena Messages

None — familiar has no weaknesses.


  • The mayonnaise wasp has a hit rate of (X*2)%, where X is the familiar weight.
  • Damage has a minimum of floor(X/2)*3+3 and a maximum of 3*X+8.
  • The haiku was given proper 5/7/5 form around 2:45 PM EST on June 1st, 2015, with the previous haiku being "The oily mayonnaise/helps keep the stinger lubed/for maximum damage".