BRICKO python (monster)

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BRICKO python
Monster ID 924
Locations using a BRICKO python
Hit Points 300
Attack 160
Defense 144
Initiative 100
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts brick, eye, fang, head, tail
Drops
BRICKO brick, green BRICKO brick
Manuel Entry
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BRICKO python
You're fighting a BRICKO python

You put the BRICKO python on the ground. It runs away and joins a flying circus.

Okay, actually it rears up, unhinges its jaw, and sets about trying to engulf your entire head. Keep an eye on how far away it is from you at all times, because with pythons, whitespace matters.

Hit Message(s):

It wraps itself around your leg, pinching the dickens out of you with every sharp plastic joint. Oof! Ow! Oof! Argh!

It engulfs your <elbow>, partially digests it, then spits it back out. Yuck. Ow! Eek! Ow! Eek!

It opens its jaw, and you see a strangely venomous-looking BRICKO brick in its mouth right before it bites you in the <shoulder>. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

It wraps around your neck and squeezes until you turn blue. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

And now for something completely different: it engulfs your entire body, partially digests you, and spits you back out. Okay, so that wasn't completely different. My bad. Eek! Ugh! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

It stops attacking to teach you how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana.

It tries to engulf your <solar plexus>, but can't get its jaw unhinged.

It thinks about biting you, but it decides to bite its time instead. Er, I mean bide its dime.

It tries to wrap around your neck, but its BRICKO body isn't articulated enough.

Fumble Message:

It rears up, about to engulf you, and then its jaw hits the floor. No, I don't mean it was really surprised or amazed by something, I mean its jaw came a little too unhinged. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Brickobrick.gifYou acquire 4-9 BRICKO bricks
Brickogreen.gifYou acquire an item: green BRICKO brick (25% chance)*

Occurs from using a BRICKO python.

Notes

You are poisoned by the attack...
Poison.gifYou acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned
(duration: 10 Adventures)

References

  • The first line of the description and several of the combat messages are references to Monty Python.
  • The Python programming language is noted for using whitespace (spaces, tabs, etc) as a meaningful part of program syntax.