BRICKO ooze (monster)
|Locations||using a BRICKO ooze|
|Monster Parts||brick, eye|
You put the BRICKO ooze on the ground in front of you. It comes to life, flexes its rudimentary pseudopods, and attacks!
Well, it kind of awkwardly lurches towards you. Look out, sort of.
It pinches your <eye> between two of its body bricks. Argh! Eek!
It restacks itself vertically so it's a little taller, then headbutts you right in your primary sexual characteristics. Y'know, you might want to store those somewhere that people can't just smack 'em all willy-nilly. Ow! Ugh!
It tries to thump you with a sharp corner, but you're too sharp to fall for that.
It rolls its eyes at you. You roll them right back.
It tries to pinch your <ear>, but you assure it you're not dreaming.
It tries to wiggle under your foot, but you wiggle away.
One of its BRICKO bricks becomes unstuck, and it hops along for a second until it can be reattached. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 10 <substat>.|
|You acquire an item: BRICKO brick (30% chance)*|