|Locations||The Laugh Floor|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso, wing|
Man, this is the biggest imp you've ever seen! When he sits around the torture chamber for eternally inflicting suffering on the souls of the damned, he sits around the torture chamber for eternally inflicting suffering on the souls of the damned.
He steps on your foot. You let out a little whine, even though you're not a grape. Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
He belly-bounces you. He's got plenty of belly, and you get plenty bounced. Argh! Ouch! Ooh!
He tries to headbutt you. You get briefly stuck under one of his chins, and you panic a little. (stench damage) Ow! Oof! Argh!
He slaps you with one meaty hand. It felt like there was a claw or two in there somewhere, two. Ooh! Oof! Oof!
He trips and falls on top of you, trapping you beneath pounds of infernal flab. Argh! Ouch! Eek!
He slaps you with one hand, but it's so pudgy that it's like getting hit with a pillow. A meat pillow.
He tries to headbutt you, but has a thick wodge of flab on his forehead, so it doesn't hurt.
He tries to step on your foot, but he can't lift his foot high enough.
He tries to belly-bounce you, but gets winded.
He stops to gorge himself on hot wings and pound back a six-pack of imp ale. Then he takes a little nap, then has another snack. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 32-48 Meat (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)*|
|You acquire an item: imp air (20% chance)*|
|You gain 16-17 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Laugh Floor
- The description is based on the old joke "When your mother sits around the house, she really sits around the house."