Ayy, Sit on It
You look at the seat add-ons with trepidation. Your butt deserves the very best; you know that to be true. But which seat is the best for your butt?
(Regenerate 5-6 HP and MP per Adventure)
- You install the Massage Seat. It begins to thrum and vibrate in a soothing, therapeutic way.
(Find extra Meat after combat)
- You install the Deep Seat Cushions. There's probably a bunch of spare meat left in there from the previous owner.
(-30 to Monster Level)
- You install the Sissy Bar, feeling like a wicked little critta. Monsters are sure to be scared when you lay a patch on the tar.
Occurs at Upping Your Grade.
Notes
- When the Deep Seat Cushions are installed, you will obtain additional meat at the end of every won combat adventure:
- You search the nooks and crannies in your seat cushions, and find some extra Meat (probably put there by crooks and nannies).
- You search deep into your motorcycle's seat until she chimes and asks what you think you're doing, but you find some extra Meat.
- You don't find any extra Meat in your seat, but you do find some in the motorcycle's seat.
- After a little pushin', you find some Meat in your cushions.
- You search the voluminous folds of your seat for extra Meat, but you successfully find some when you search the motorcycle's seat.
- You find some extra Meat in the seat cushions!
- You search your cushions for extra Meat, then search the seat's cushions and actually find some.
- You find <object> and some extra Meat in your seat cushions!
- You find some extra Meat (and <object>) in the motorcycle's seat cushions!
- You find <object>, <object>, and some Meat in your seat cushions!
 | You gain 20-30 Meat. |
- Possible <objects> are:
- a AAA battery
- a black button
- a broken ChibiBuddy™
- a broken earring
- a broken nose ring
- a broken paperclip
- a broken pencil
- a cherry stem tied in a knot
- a couple of beans
- a dried-up wad of Rain-Doh™
- a hair tie
- a handful of sand
- a handful of sunflower seed shells
- a losing lottery ticket
- a luggage tag
- a moldy piece of cheese
- a plum
- a receipt
- a receipt from Taco Dan's Taco Stand
- a rubber washer
- a set of dog tags
- a stale piece of bread
- a wad of gum
- a wine cork
- a zipper pull
- an apple core
- an apricot pit
- an empty meat carton
- an eraser shaped like a Pökemann
- four french fries
- half a dog bone
- the foil from a wine bottle
- three raisins
- two bobby pins
- two green buttons
