|Locations||Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp|
Near the lumberjack camp, you are manhandled by this axe handle. It seems to have lost its head, and is now intent on making you lose yours. You fly off the handle and attack.
It manhandles you in the <thigh>. Ow!
The handle disappears behind a tree and emerges with an axe head on it. Oh no! It hits you in the arm with big sharp metal viciousness, and then loses its head again. Ooh! Oof!
It tries to manhandle you, but you handleman it first.
It tries to handle you in the <ankle>, but you dodge like a ram.
It flies at you like the world's bluntest spear, and then hits you like... the world's bluntest spear. No big deal, really. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: pine tar (19.7% chance)*|
|You gain 2 <substat>.|
Occurs at Outskirts of Camp Logging Camp.
- The last miss message refers to the Dodge Ram.