Automatic catapult

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automatic catapult
automatic catapult

This is a self-reloading, self-cocking miniature catapult. For the people. After you fire it, it returns to fire-ready position and loads another rock. You may wonder how that works, to which I can only reply "very well, thank you." It's a nasty little weapon for dealing damage, and can also be sung to "Hall of the Mountain King."

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed autopult)
Damage: 15 - 30
Moxie Required: 60
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

(In-game plural: automatic catapults)
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Item number: 1474
Description ID: 415856720
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Obtained From

The Armory and Leggery (1,125 meat)


Hey, kids. Rock and roll. Nobody tells you not to hit for X damage, baby. ZAP! SMACK! BOOF!
If you believe you didn't hit for X damage, then nothing is cool. SPLAT! BARF! BARF!
You fire five or six shots from your automatic catapult for X damage, feeling like a very lucky punk. SMACK! ZOT! ZAP!
You let loose a barrage from your automatic catapult, hitting it for X damage. KAPOW! BOINK! BAM!
You try not to breathe as you fire a barrage from your automatic catapult for X damage. SPLAT! WHACK! KERBLAM!


  • "Very well, thank you" is a reference to Mike Okuda, one of Star Trek's technical directors, answering the question "How does the Heisenberg compensator work?" with "Very well, thank you."
  • "For the people" refers to the 1992 R.E.M. album Automatic For The People. Several custom hit messages reference R.E.M. lyrics as well: "nothing is cool" is from "Man on the Moon"; "Hey, kids. Rock and roll. Nobody tells you not to" is from "Drive"; and "try not to breathe" is from, well, "Try not to Breathe".
  • Firing six shots from the catapult would allow you to tell Dirty Harry that you did, indeed, feel lucky (punk).
  • The words "automatic catapult" can indeed be sung to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King.


TOP 10 automatic catapult collections
1. Pastahead - 1333 | 2. Raullen - 621 | 3. Ayumbhara - 300 | 4. Mistress of the Obvious - 169 | 5. Dik - 151
6. Artie Effham - 120 | 7. Ivan The Terrible - 103 | 8. Darkling - 100 | 9. jimmy_hoffa - 48 | 10. Nikademus - 40
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings