This is a poodle reincarnated as a snappy hat. Before it died, it was a genius in France, if somewhat of a couch potato. "Why does this always happen to me," it thought, as a horrible accident befell it at the hardware store on trash day.
(In-game plural: astral chapeaus)
Item number: 5030
Description ID: 710747829
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- Pet Heaven (10 Karma)
- The description references "Weird Al" Yankovic's 11th album, Poodle Hat. Genius in France, Couch Potato, Why Does This Always Happen to Me, Hardware Store and Trash Day are all names of songs off the album.