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This is a hat made from two cheeks. Once you get used to the smell, it's pretty stylish.

Type: hat
Power: 30
Selling Price: 45 Meat.

Slight Stench Resistance (+1)
+1 Sleaze Damage

(In-game plural: asshats)
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Item number: 638
Description ID: 969983593
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Wad.gif bum cheek bum cheek
Equals.gif asshat


  • "Asshat" is slang for idiot or useless jerk. It can be interpreted to mean someone who has their head so far up their ass that they're actually wearing it as a hat, or that from the waist up, their sole purpose in life is to be a hat for their own ass.
  • Asshats are sometimes sent as a malicious gift to chat spammers, clan looters, and promoters of general jackassery.

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