Assessing the Asylum

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Assessing the Asylum
Assessing the Asylum

You are trying to find a crazy person in the middle of a building full of crazy people. This isn't like trying to find a needle in a haystack, it's like trying to find a needle in a needle factory's needle storage silo.


Brood  Restore all Bat-Health

You duck out of one of the asylum windows and sit on a gargoyle for a while, contemplating the madness of modern life and how in certain respects all of Gotpork is an insane asylum and how it's a shame that security protocols preclude you from having a Livejournal page. After a few minutes of that, you go back to work refreshed.

HPYou gain all hit points.

Investigate  +10% Progress

You search around for a while, and find a vent for a large air conditioning duct that you can use to climb to the next floor unimpeded by patients or guards. Somebody should really put locks on these vents, it's probably how villains keep escaping from this place.


Look for clues inside a storage closet  +high-grade metal

You open a storage cupboard and find a bunch of steel wrist and ankle restraints. Since things are a little too far-gone in here for them to be much use to anyone, you grab a few for your own purposes.

Scrapmetal.gifYou acquire 6 pieces of high-grade metal

Make your own shortcut  +25 Progress

Only available with a bat-o-mite (lose 1):
You blow a hole in one of the walls with some bat-o-mite. You never liked that wall anyway. Eff that wall.


Occurs at Porkham Asylum.