Ascension Rewards

Ascension Rewards are items or tattoos you receive after completing an ascension.

Tattoos

At the beginning of an ascension, you may unlock a new tattoo when you open the letter from King Ralph XI. Multiple tattoos can be unlocked at the same time if you fulfil the requirements for multiple at the same time.

• If this is the first time you have ascended as a class, including special challenge path classes such as Avatar of Boris, you will receive the respective class tattoo at the start of the ascension.
• If your previous ascension was a normal ascension of any type, you will receive a numerical tattoo, up until your twelfth completed normal ascension.
• If your previous ascension was a hardcore ascension of any type, you will receive a hardcore numerical tattoo, up until your twelfth completed hardcore ascension.
• If your previous ascension was the first time you completed a hardcore ascension with a particular class, including special challenge path classes such as Avatar of Boris, you will receive a sparkling version of the class tattoo, unless the ascension was Oxygenarian.
• If your previous ascension was the first time you completed a hardcore oxygenarian ascension with a particular class, you receive a super sparkling version of the class tattoo. You will need to complete an Oxygenarian and non-Oxygenarian hardcore ascension as each of the main 6 classes to obtain all of the tattoos. You will also receive the Oxygenarian tattoo for your first completed Oxygenarian ascension with any class.
• If your previous ascension was a hardcore Teetotaler ascension, you will receive the teetotaler tattoo.
• If your previous ascension was a hardcore Boozetafarian ascension, you will receive the boozetafarian tattoo.

Items

You may receive items as a reward for completing an ascension, which is received upon defeating the "final boss" of the ascension, which is usually the Naughty Sorceress but this differs for some special challenge paths.

• You will always receive an Instant Karma if you defeat the final boss at level 13, regardless of ascension type. This is checked when the fight begins, so if defeating the final boss levels you to 14, you'll still receive the karma.

Normal Ascensions

• If the ascension is a normal Teetotaler ascension, you will receive a single tin of Retenez L'Herbe Paté.
• If the ascension is a normal Boozetafarian ascension, you will receive a single bottle of single-barrel whiskey.
• If the ascension is a normal Oxygenarian ascension, you will receive a single can of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air.

Normal Standard Ascensions

• If the ascension is a normal Standard 2025 ascension, you will receive a crepe paper item based on your current class:

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes	Non-combat effect
	Seal Clubber	crepe paper phrygian cap	50	hat	Muscle +10 +10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells Pull down to avoid monsters	Pull down your crepe paper phrygian cap Monsters will be less attracted to you
	Turtle Tamer	crepe paper parachute cape	?	back item	+2 Muscle Stats Per Fight +10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells Parachute into a battle in a recent zone	Parachute into a Fight Fight a monster of your choice from the last zone you adventured in
	Pastamancer	crepe paper pie clip	-	Accessory	Mysticality +10 +10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells Look through it to enhance your spells	Look through your crepe paper pie clip +10 Damage to elemental spells
	Sauceror	crepe paper puzzle cube	-	Off-hand item	+2 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Play with it to get more stats after combat	Play with your crepe paper puzzle +5 Stats Per Fight
	Disco Bandit	crepe paper plunge camisole	50	shirt	Moxie +10 +10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells Leave nothing to the imagination and distract your foes	Leave nothing to the imagination Distract foes on the first round of combat
	Accordion Thief	crepe paper polka charm	-	Accessory	+2 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10 Embrace polka and dance for more items	Embrace polka +30% Item Drops from Monsters

Hardcore Ascensions

• If the ascension is Unrestricted, Teetotaler, Boozetafarian or Trendy, you receive a stainless steel item from the Unblemished Uniform based on your current class:

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	stainless steel shillelagh	90	30 muscle	1-handed club	Weapon Damage +20 +10% chance of Critical Hit Muscle +15%
	Turtle Tamer	stainless steel skullcap	90	30 moxie	Hat	Maximum HP +30 Damage Absorption +60 Muscle +15%
	Pastamancer	stainless steel solitaire	-	30 mysticality	Accessory	-2 MP to use Skills +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Mysticality +15%
	Sauceror	stainless steel scarf	-	30 mysticality	Accessory	Spell Damage +20 +20 to Monster Level Mysticality +15%
	Disco Bandit	stainless steel slacks	90	30 moxie	Pants	Combat Initiative +15% +20% Meat from Monsters Moxie +15%
	Accordion Thief	stainless steel suspenders	-	30 mysticality	Accessory	Damage Absorption +60 Maximum MP +40 Moxie +15%

• If the ascension is Teetotaler, you will also receive 3 tins of Retenez L'Herbe Paté.
• If the ascension is Boozetafarian, you will also receive 3 bottles of single-barrel whiskey.

Hardcore Standard Ascensions

• If the ascension is a Hardcore Standard 2025 ascension, you will instead receive a petrified wood item based on your current class:

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	petrified wood war pike	120	40 muscle	1-handed polearm	Muscle +20% +5 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Attack a second time when you attack
	Turtle Tamer	petrified wood waist protector	-	40 muscle	Accessory	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Makes opponents miss their first attack
	Pastamancer	petrified wood wizard's pouch	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	Mysticality +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Adds hot and physical damage to spells
	Sauceror	petrified wood water purifier	-	40 mysticality	Off-hand item	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Adds cold and sleaze damage to spells
	Disco Bandit	petrified wood whoopie panama	120	40 moxie	Hat	Moxie +20% +10% Chance of Critical Hit Headbutt attacking foes
	Accordion Thief	petrified wood walking pants	120	40 moxie	Pants	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight +10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Make you dodge some attacks

Hardcore Oxygenarian Ascensions

• You will receive 3 cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air and a more powerful plexiglass item from the Transparent Trappings based on your class:

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	plexiglass pikestaff	180	75 muscle	2-handed club	Weapon Damage +25 +9 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Muscle +30%
	Turtle Tamer	plexiglass pith helmet	180	75 moxie	Hat	+5 to Familiar Weight Regenerate 10-12 HP and 10-12 MP per adventure Muscle +30%
	Pastamancer	plexiglass pocketwatch	-	75 mysticality	Accessory	-3 MP to use Skills +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Mysticality +30%
	Sauceror	plexiglass pinky ring	-	75 mysticality	Accessory	Spell Damage +30 Serious Resistance to All Elements Mysticality +30%
	Disco Bandit	plexiglass pants	180	75 moxie	Pants	Combat Initiative +25% +20% Item Drops from Monsters Moxie +30%
	Accordion Thief	plexiglass pendant	-	75 mysticality	Accessory	Never Fumble Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3. Moxie +30%

Hardcore Bad Moon Ascension

• You receive a Brimstone item from the Blasphemous Bedizenment based on your class:

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	Brimstone Bludgeon	200	30 muscle	1-handed club	Muscle +50% Mysticality -20% Weapon Damage +30
	Turtle Tamer	Brimstone Bunker	DR: 15	30 muscle	Shield	Muscle +50% Moxie -20% Damage Reduction: 10
	Pastamancer	Brimstone Brooch	-	30 mysticality	Accessory	Mysticality +50% Moxie -20% Spell Damage +40
	Sauceror	Brimstone Bracelet	-	30 mysticality	Accessory	Mysticality +50% Muscle -20% -3 MP to use Skills
	Disco Bandit	Brimstone Boxers	200	30 moxie	Pants	Moxie +50% Mysticality -20% Combat Initiative +50%
	Accordion Thief	Brimstone Beret	200	30 moxie	Hat	Moxie +50% Muscle -20% Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.

• In addition to the effects listed above for each item, there are bonuses for wearing at least one piece of brimstone gear. For n = number of distinct brimstone pieces worn, this bonus appears to be (2ⁿ)% +item, (2ⁿ)% +meat, and (2ⁿ) +ML.

Special Challenge Paths

When you ascend into a special challenge path, you choose to undertake a run with unique and/or unusual restrictions. Completing a special challenge path rewards a Thwaitgold statuette themed to the path - for example, at the end of a Bees Hate You run, you receive a Thwaitgold bee statuette.

In hardcore, the end boss of some special challenge paths also drop stainless steel equipment. Starting with the Slow and Steady path, some challenge paths also have an in-season bonus reward, also dropped by the boss.

The One Crazy Random Summer path awards a class-specific piece of equipment, for both Normal and Hardcore runs.

Path	Reward	In-Season Reward	Stainless Steel in Hardcore?
Bees Hate You	Thwaitgold bee statuette		Yes
Way of the Surprising Fist	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette		Yes
Trendy	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette		Yes
Avatar of Boris	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette		No
Bugbear Invasion	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette		No
Zombie Slayer	Thwaitgold maggot statuette		No
Class Act	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette		Yes
Avatar of Jarlsberg	Thwaitgold firefly statuette		No
BIG!	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette		Yes
KOLHS	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette		Yes
Class Act II: A Class For Pigs	Thwaitgold ant statuette		Yes
Avatar of Sneaky Pete	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette		No
Slow and Steady	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	bottled day	Yes
Heavy Rains	Thwaitgold spider statuette	beautiful rainbow	Yes
Picky	Thwaitgold nit statuette	picky tweezers	Yes
Actually Ed the Undying	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	still-beating spleen	No
One Crazy Random Summer	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette		dice gear
Community Service	Thwaitgold termite statuette		No
Avatar of West of Loathing	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette		No
The Source	Thwaitgold moth statuette	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	Yes
Nuclear Autumn	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	Adventurer bobblehead	Yes
Gelatinous Noob	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette		No
License to Adventure	Thwaitgold bug statuette	License To Kill	Yes
Live. Ascend. Repeat.	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	perfectly fair coin	Yes
Pocket Familiars	Thwaitgold metabug statuette		Yes
G-Lover	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	Garland of Greatness*	Yes
Disguises Delimit	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette		Yes
Dark Gyffte	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	No
Two Crazy Random Summer	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	ring*	Yes
Kingdom of Exploathing	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	The Imploded World	Yes
Path of the Plumber	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	red coin	No
Low Key Summer	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	Manual of Lock Picking*	Yes
Grey Goo	Thwaitgold slug statuette	ert grey goo ring*	No
You, Robot	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette		Yes
Quantum Terrarium	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	quantum of familiar*	Yes
Wildfire	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette		Yes
Grey You	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette		No
Journeyman	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	The Big Book of Every Skill*	Yes
Fall of the Dinosaurs	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette		Yes
Avatar of Shadows Over Loathing	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette		No
Legacy of Loathing	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette		Yes
A Shrunken Adventurer Am I	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	residual chitin paste*	Yes
WereProfessor	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette		No
11 Things I Hate About U	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model		No
Avant Guard	Thwaitgold shield bug statuette		No

Season rewards marked with an * are obtainable currently out-of-season as well.

If the run qualifies for a leaderboard, the character will also receive an extra Instant Karma upon breaking the prism and freeing the King. Some variants are chosen by relatively few players, and thus it's relatively easier to get on those leaderboards. This applies to all paths, even though only paths under standard restrictions have visible leaderboards in the Museum.

Note that Standard, Teetotaler, Boozetafarian, Oxygenarian, Bad Moon and special challenge paths are all mutually exclusive with each other, and Bad Moon can only be performed in Hardcore.

History

• Prior to the conclusion of the Valhalla Invasion, equipment and consumable rewards were received at the start of your next ascension, not upon defeating the Naughty Sorceress. If that new ascension was under the Bad Moon sign, then these rewards were placed in a smoldering box. As such, it is now impossible to acquire any new smoldering boxes.
• Furthermore, only runs following a Hardcore run received a pork elf goodies sack. You otherwise received a single pork gem.

• Rewards for Standard runs finished in 2024 were moss (for Normal) and adobe (for Hardcore).

2024 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes	Additional combat skill
	Seal Clubber	moss mace	?	1-handed club	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Hot Resistance (+2) Lets you mug a foe	Moss Mugging Attempt to steal an item from your opponent
	Turtle Tamer	moss megaphone	?	off-hand item	Muscle +10 So-So Cold Resistance (+2) Whisper with the voice of the Great Turtle Spirits	Megaphone Whisper Delevels for 20~30 and an additional Turtle Blessing-based effect
	Pastamancer	moss medal	-	accessory	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Spooky Resistance (+2) Lets you impress your pasta thrall	Brandish Moss Medal +1 Pasta Thrall Experience
	Sauceror	moss mitre	50	hat	Mysticality +10 So-So Stench Resistance (+2) Lets you spend Soulsauce to heal	Soul Genuflection Use 5 Soulsauce to heal 1000 HP
	Disco Bandit	moss mantle	?	back item	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight So-So Sleaze Resistance (+2) Lets you delevel and stun a foe	Drop Mantle Delevel for 15~29 and staggers, gain 1 Disco Momentum
	Accordion Thief	moss marlinspike	-	accessory	Moxie +10 75% Chance of Preventing Negative Status Attacks Gives you an additional Pickpocketing attempt	Additional pickpocket attempt

2024 Hardcore Standard

Each adobe item has a link on the item itself to activate their skills for 500 meat for 100 turns.

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes	Non-combat effect
	Seal Clubber	adobe arsecover	120	pants	Muscle +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Arsecover Subscription Doubles adobe arsecover enchantment values
	Turtle Tamer	adobe adze	?	1-handed club	+3 Muscle Stats Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Adze Subscription Doubles adobe adze enchantment values
	Pastamancer	adobe abacus	-	Off-hand item	Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Abacus Subscription Doubles adobe abacus enchantment values
	Sauceror	adobe ayam	120	hat	+3 Mysticality Stats Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Ayam Subscription Doubles adobe ayam enchantment values
	Disco Bandit	adobe ascot	-	accessory	Moxie +20% +30% Combat Initiative Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Ascot Subscription Doubles adobe ascot enchantment values
	Accordion Thief	adobe abaya	120	shirt	+3 Moxie Stats Per Fight Weapon Damage +20 Subscribe for access to Premium Enchantments™	Adobe Abaya Subscription Doubles adobe abaya enchantment values

• Rewards for Standard runs finished in 2023 were chiffon (for Normal) and ceramic (for Hardcore).

2023 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes	Additional passive damage each round
	Seal Clubber	chiffon chevrons	?	accessory	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +10 Spell Damage +10	Delevels your foe each round
	Turtle Tamer	chiffon chapeau	50	hat	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells	Deals Cold Damage each round
	Pastamancer	chiffon chamberpot	-	off-hand item	Mysticality +10 +10 Sleaze Damage +10 Damage to Sleaze Spells	Deals Stench Damage each round
	Sauceror	chiffon chemise	50	shirt	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Cold Damage +10 Damage to Cold Spells	Deals Sleaze Damage each round
	Disco Bandit	chiffon chakram	Damage: 5-10	ranged weapon (1-handed )	Moxie +10 +10 Stench Damage +10 Damage to Stench Spells	Deals damage each round
	Accordion Thief	chiffon chaps	50	pants	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Hot Damage +10 Damage to Hot Spells	Deals Spooky Damage each round

2023 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes	Additional combat skill
	Seal Clubber	ceramic cestus	-	40 muscle	accessory	Muscle +20% +5 to Familiar Weight	Ceramic Punch Deals 30 damage, stunning them
	Turtle Tamer	ceramic centurion shield	?	40 muscle	off-hand item (shield)	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Regenerate 8-16 HP per adventure	Ceramic Bash Bash a foe, dealing 30 damage and weakening them
	Pastamancer	ceramic celery grater	-	40 mysticality	weapon (1-handed )	Mysticality +20% +20% Chance of Spell Critical Hit	Ceramic Grate Deal 30 damage and cause bleeding
	Sauceror	ceramic celsiturometer	?	40 mysticality	accessory	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +30 Regenerate 6-12 MP per adventure	Ceramic Boil Deal 60 Hot Damage to a foe and briefly stun them, but also make them very angry
	Disco Bandit	ceramic cerecloth belt	-	40 moxie	back item	Moxie +20% Combat Initiative +40% Never Fumble	Ceramic Skullgaze Deal 30 Spooky Damage to a target and weaken them
	Accordion Thief	ceramic cenobite's robe	120	40 moxie	shirt	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20 Regenerate 4-8 HP and MP per adventure	Ceramic Cenobitize Deal 30 damage and heal 30 HP

• In 2022 the Standard ascension rewards were loofah (for Normal) and flagstone (for Hardcore). Note, these rewards are no longer available directly from runs, even if you started a run in 2022.

2022 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes	Additional combat skill
	Seal Clubber	loofah lumberjack's hat	50	hat	Muscle +10 Regenerate 15-25 HP per adventure	Loofah Head-Scratch Provides between 1-X stats (per Loofah)
	Turtle Tamer	loofah lei	-	accessory	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40	Loofah Lei Lasso Delevels 10% per Loofah
	Pastamancer	loofah lederhosen	50	pants	Mysticality +10 Regenerate 10-20 MP per adventure	Loofah Hosenzittern Gain 10 meat per Loofah
	Sauceror	loofah ladle	50	weapon (1-handed utensil)	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +30	Loofah Stew Staggers, deals 50 cold damage per Loofah
	Disco Bandit	loofah legwarmers	-	accessory	Moxie +10 Regenerate 5-15 HP and MP per adventure	Loofah Leglifts Gain 20 MP per Loofah
	Accordion Thief	loofah lavalier	-	accessory	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP/MP +20	Loofah Lava Staggers, 50 hot damage per Loofah

2022 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes	Additional combat skill
	Seal Clubber	flagstone flag	-	40 muscle	off-hand item	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Item Drops from Monsters	Flagellate Deals 75-93 damage
	Turtle Tamer	flagstone flail	120	40 muscle	weapon (1-handed flail)	Muscle +20% +20% Meat from Monsters	Flagflog Deals 30X damage, reduce 30X attack per Flagstone
	Pastamancer	flagstone flip-flops	-	40 mysticality	accessory	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +40%	Flagstone Flap Flip Deals 30X damage, reduce 30X attack per Flagstone
	Sauceror	flagstone fez	120	40 mysticality	hat	Mysticality +20% +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage	Flagstone Fez Ritual Deals damage, 100X per Flagstone
	Disco Bandit	flagstone fleece	-	40 moxie	back item	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.	Flagstone Fleece Flex Heal HP, 50X per Flagstone
	Accordion Thief	flagstone fringe	-	40 moxie	accessory	Moxie +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.	Flagstone Foxtrot Delevels foe 50X per Flagstone

• In 2021 the Standard ascension rewards were velour (for Normal) and stained glass (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2021 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2021 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	velour voulge	-	weapon (1-handed polearm)	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Weapon Drops from Monsters Triples the effect of Snarl of the Timberwolf
	Turtle Tamer	velour vambraces	-	accessory	Muscle +10 +30% Candy Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Spectral Snapper
	Pastamancer	velour veil	-	accessory	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Accessory Drops from Monsters Triples the damage of Fearful Fettucini
	Sauceror	velour viscometer	-	accessory	Mysticality +10 +30% Food Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of Scarysauce
	Disco Bandit	velour valise	-	off-hand item	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +30% Booze Drops from Monsters Triples the damage and deleveling of Tango of Terror
	Accordion Thief	velour vaqueros	50	pants	Moxie +10 +30% Pants Drops from Monsters Triples the effectiveness of the Dirge of Dreadfulness

2021 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	stained glass suspenders	-	40 muscle	accessory	Muscle +20% Serious Hot Resistance (+3) +5 Hot Damage
	Turtle Tamer	stained glass shield	-	40 muscle	off-hand item (shield)	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Cold Resistance (+3) +5 Cold Damage
	Pastamancer	stained glass stetson	120	40 mysticality	hat	Mysticality +20% +5 to Familiar Weight +5 Damage to Hot Spells +5 Damage to Cold Spells +5 Damage to Stench Spells +5 Damage to Spooky Spells +5 Damage to Sleaze Spells
	Sauceror	stained glass spectacles	-	40 mysticality	accessory	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) +5 Spooky Damage
	Disco Bandit	stained glass shiv	-	40 muscle	weapon (1-handed knife)	Moxie +20% Serious Stench Resistance (+3) +5 Stench Damage
	Accordion Thief	stained glass serape	-	40 moxie	back item	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) +5 Sleaze Damage

• In 2020 the Standard ascension rewards were paraffin (for Normal) and terra cotta (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2020 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2020 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	paraffin punching bag	-	accessory	Muscle +10 +10 Hot Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	Turtle Tamer	paraffin pith helmet	50	hat	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Cold Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	Pastamancer	paraffin poncho	-	back item	Mysticality +10 +10 Sleaze Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	Sauceror	paraffin pendant	-	accessory	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +10 Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	Disco Bandit	paraffin palazzos	50	pants	Moxie +10 +10 Stench Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack
	Accordion Thief	paraffin pseudoaccordion	-	1-handed Accordion	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10 Spooky Damage Lets you unleash a prismatic attack

2020 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	terra cotta truss	-	40 muscle	accessory	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +40% Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	Turtle Tamer	terra cotta trousers	120	40 muscle	pants	Muscle +20% +5 to Familiar Weight Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	Pastamancer	terra cotta tongs	120	40 mysticality	1-handed Utensil	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +5 Spooky Damage +5 Stench Damage +5 Hot Damage +5 Cold Damage +5 Sleaze Damage
	Sauceror	terra cotta train	-	40 mysticality	back item	Mysticality +20% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	Disco Bandit	terra cotta tie tack	-	40 moxie	accessory	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +20% Meat from Monsters Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes
	Accordion Thief	terra cotta tambourine	-	40 moxie	off-hand item	Moxie +20% +10 to Monster Level Lets you unleash a terra cotta army on your foes

• In 2019 the Standard ascension rewards were chalk (for Normal) and marble (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2019 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2019 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	chalk chlamys	-	Back item	+2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Monsters will be less attracted to you. Weakens enemies who hit you
	Turtle Tamer	chalk chain	-	Accessory	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +1 Familiar Experience Per Combat Weakens enemies who hit you
	Pastamancer	chalk chalice	-	Off-hand item	Maximum MP +15 +20 Damage to Hot Spells Weakens enemies who hit you
	Sauceror	chalk chinos	50	Pants	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Combat Initiative +20% Weakens enemies who hit you
	Disco Bandit	chalk chapeau	50	Hat	+3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Regenerate 3-6 HP and MP per adventure Weakens enemies who hit you
	Accordion Thief	chalk choker	-	Accessory	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +20% Pants Drops from Monsters Weakens enemies who hit you

2019 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	marble maebari	120	40 muscle	Pants	Muscle +20% +20 Sleaze Damage Damages enemies who hit you
	Turtle Tamer	marble mantle	-	40 muscle	Back item	Damage Reduction: 10 Weapon Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you
	Pastamancer	marble magnet	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	Mysticality +20% Spell Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you
	Sauceror	marble mignonette bowl	-	40 mysticality	Off-hand item	Regenerate 4-8 MP per adventure +40 Damage to Cold Spells Damages enemies who hit you
	Disco Bandit	marble medallion	-	40 moxie	Accessory	Moxie +20% Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Damages enemies who hit you
	Accordion Thief	marble mariachi hat	120	40 moxie	Hat	+10 to Monster Level Ranged Damage +30% Damages enemies who hit you

• In 2018 the Standard ascension rewards were gabardine (for Normal) and fiberglass (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2018 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2018 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	gabardine gaiters	50	Pants	Muscle +10 Weapon Damage +15 Makes Smacks hit automatically even without a club equipped
	Turtle Tamer	gabardine garland	-	Accessory	Max MP +10 +10 Hot Damage Makes your Headbutts restore HP
	Pastamancer	gabardine gunnysack	-	Back item	Mysticality +10 +3 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Increases the effectiveness of Vermincelli
	Sauceror	gabardine garibaldi	50	Hat	Spell Damage +10 Maximum MP +20 Increases the damage of Saucegeyser
	Disco Bandit	gabardine girdle	-	Accessory	Moxie +10 +20% Booze Drops from Monsters Allows you to unleash your Disco Pudge
	Accordion Thief	gabardine gloves	-	Accessory	Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Increases the duration of Accordion Bash stuns

2018 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	fiberglass fetish	-	40 muscle	Off-hand item	Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Superhuman Stench Resistance (+5) A Seal Spirit will accompany you in combat
	Turtle Tamer	fiberglass foil	-	40 muscle	1-Handed Sword	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10 to Monster Level Deals damage and restores some MP at the beginning of each fight
	Pastamancer	fiberglass fannypack	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) +15 Sleaze Damage Filled with a never-ending supply of deadly pasta
	Sauceror	fiberglass frock	-	40 muscle	Back item	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum MP +20 Makes it so dealing Cold damage causes ongoing additional Cold damage
	Disco Bandit	fiberglass fingerguard	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	Combat Initiative +40% +10% Item Drops from Monsters Dramatically increases the effectiveness of Disco Eye Poke
	Accordion Thief	fiberglass fedora	120	40 moxie	Hat	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +5 to Familiar Weight Doubles the effectiveness of The Sonata of Sneakiness and Carlweathers Cantata of Confrontation

• In 2017 the Standard ascension rewards were aerogel (for Normal) and wrought-iron (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2017 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2017 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	aerogel anvil	-	Accessory	Weapon Damage +25% Never Fumble Gives a chance of generating extra Fury
	Turtle Tamer	aerogel akubra	50	Hat	Muscle +10 +10% Meat from Monsters Lets you use Spirit Snap multiple times per fight
	Pastamancer	aerogel apron	-	Accessory	+5% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Weapon of the Pastalord can be even messier
	Sauceror	aerogel ascot	-	Accessory	Mysticality +10 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Dramatically improves Saucecicle
	Disco Bandit	aerogel attache case	-	Off-Hand Item	+10% Pickpocket Chance +10 Stench Damage Produce random cocktailcrafting ingredients as you adventure
	Accordion Thief	aerogel accordion	50	1-handed Accordion	Moxie +10 Maximum HP +20 Only takes up one hand!

2017 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	wrought-iron wig	120	40 moxie	Hat	+3 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +15 Cold Damage Makes Northern Explosion deal additional damage over time
	Turtle Tamer	wrought-iron winch crank	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	Combat Initiative +40% Regenerate 4-6 MP per adventure Increases the damage of Spirit Snap
	Pastamancer	wrought-iron widget	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	+3 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Maximum HP +40 Adds extra sources of damage to Cannelloni Cannon
	Sauceror	wrought-iron whisk	120	40 mysticality	1-handed Utensil	+10 Spooky Damage +10 to Monster Level Adds many additional balls to Salsaball
	Disco Bandit	wrought-iron walker	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	+3 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 6-10 HP per adventure Makes Disco Momentum cause passive damage over time
	Accordion Thief	wrought-iron waders	120	40 moxie	Pants	+5 Prismatic Damage +20% Meat from Monsters Adds an extra source of damage to Concerto de los Muertos

• In 2016 the Standard ascension rewards were wicker (for Normal) and bakelite (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2016 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2016 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	wicker kickers	-	accessory	Combat Initiative +20% Maximum HP +20 Add a stomp attack to every Smack
	Turtle Tamer	wicker slicker	-	back item	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Sleaze Resistance (+3) Lets you use Shell Up multiple times per fight
	Pastamancer	wicker knickers	50	pants	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped. Increases the effectiveness of Shield of the Pastalord
	Sauceror	wicker ticker	-	accessory	Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Spell Damage +20% Collecting Soul Sauce restores HP
	Disco Bandit	wicker sticker	110	weapon (1-handed knife)	Weapon Damage +20% +4 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped. Is a sweet, sweet knife
	Accordion Thief	wicker clicker	-	off-hand item	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Cadenza will briefly stun opponents

2016 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	bakelite belt	-	40 Mysticality	accessory	+5% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 10 Makes Cavalcade of Fury consume less Fury
	Turtle Tamer	bakelite badge	-	40 Mysticality	accessory	+5 to Familiar Weight Muscle +20% Gain the favor of the Great Turtle Spirits more quickly
	Pastamancer	bakelite bowl	-	40 Muscle	off-hand item	Maximum MP +20 Spell Damage +20 Increase the number of Ravioli Shurikens you can conjure
	Sauceror	bakelite brooch	-	40 Mysticality	accessory	-2 MP to use Skills (in-combat only) Mysticality +20% Active Saucespheres increase your spell damage
	Disco Bandit	bakelite breeches	120	40 Moxie	pants	Superhuman Hot Resistance (+5) Moxie +20% Doubles the damage of Disco Inferno
	Accordion Thief	bakelite backpack	-	40 Muscle	back item	+10 to Monster Level +20% Candy Drops from Monsters Makes Accordion Bash knock loose some Meat

• In 2015 the Standard ascension rewards were polyester (for Normal) and porcelain (for Hardcore). Old Standard runs started in 2015 will still earn these rewards upon completion.

2015 Normal Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	polyester parachute	50	Back item	+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Weapon Drops from Monsters Fury Increases Your Initiative
	Turtle Tamer	polyester pad	50	Off-hand item (shield)	Damage Reduction: 10 (First Hit Only) Regenerate 4-8 HP per adventure Shieldbutting Stuns Bad Guys
	Pastamancer	polyester peeler	50	weapon (1-handed utensil)	Spell Damage +20% Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure Increases the Damage of Stuffed Mortar Shell
	Sauceror	polyester pettipants	50	Pants	+2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Makes Curse of Vichyssoise Way Better
	Disco Bandit	polyester panama hat	50	Hat	+2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight +10% Meat from Monsters Adds Damage to Disco Dances
	Accordion Thief	polyester pulsera	-	Accessory	+10% Pickpocket Chance Combat Initiative +20% Causes Songs in your Head to Restore HP

2015 Hardcore Standard

	Class	Name	Power	Requirements	Item Type	Notes
	Seal Clubber	porcelain police baton	120	40 muscle	1-handed club	Maximum MP +20 Muscle +20% Your Smacks Restore MP
	Turtle Tamer	porcelain plus-fours	120	40 moxie	Pants	All Attributes +4 Maximum HP/MP +4 +4 Prismatic Damage +4% Chance of Critical Hit Damage Reduction: 4 +4 to Familiar Weight Increase Duration of Turtle Tamer Buffs by 4
	Pastamancer	porcelain porkpie	120	40 moxie	Hat	+20% Food Drops from Monsters Mysticality +20% Adds Sleaze Damage to all Pastamancer Spells
	Sauceror	porcelain pepper mill	-	40 mysticality	Off-hand item	+10% Chance of Spell Critical Hit Successful hit weakens opponent. Adds Physical Damage to Saucestorm
	Disco Bandit	porcelain pelerine	120	40 moxie	Back item	+20% Hat/Pants Drops from Monsters +10 to Monster Level Begin Fights with 1 Disco Momentum
	Accordion Thief	porcelain phantom mask	-	40 mysticality	Accessory	+20% Accessory Drops from Monsters Moxie +20% Adds Spooky Damage to Bawdy Refrain