Arbor Day Tattoo

Arbor Day Tattoo

The Arbor Day Tattoo is obtained by visiting the Pretentious Artist while wearing the Arrrbor Day Apparrrrrel.

Pretentious Artist

Please allow me to paint your portrait...

Oh, joy. Arrrbor Day. It's a holiday that's far too new to be retro, too trendy to be indie, and too bland to be enjoyed ironically. I mean, it's a holiday about trees, for crying out loud. What do you want me to do, paint you some happy little trees?

Well, I suppose I could do that, if I added a nigh-undetectable undercurrent of blistering irony.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

References

• "Happy little trees" (as well as other things) was a common phrase that Bob Ross used on his famous show The Joy of Painting.