April Shower

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April Shower may be installed in your Clan VIP Lounge by using a Clan shower from the Mr. Store for 3 Mr. Accessories.

When "Used"

• Hot

You set the dial to 'No, seriously, this is way too hot.'

You gain 1,000 Mana Points.

The water seems to bubble as it hits your skin. Y'know, maybe that was a little too hot, after all. Still, yay bubbles!

or (~10-15% of the time)

• If you have not already discovered all the recipes

After a brief period of panic while your skin adjusts to the bubblin' hot water, you relax and let your mind waft away with the steam. Hey, you know what? Dude! It's so obvious! Why didn't you ever think of it before?

You have discovered a new recipe: random* Amazing Idea

• If you have already discovered all the recipes

After a brief period of panic while your skin adjusts to the bubblin' hot water, you relax and let your mind waft away with the steam. Hey, you know what? Dude! It's so obvious!

Oh. No, wait. That's a terrible idea. Never mind.

Looks like this shower has given you all of the ideas you're gonna get. Time to start showering somewhere else.

• Warm

You like your showers like you like your women (or men, or whatever -- look, just go with it): hot and in the shower with you. The blast of steamy water relaxes your muscles and gets them ready to absorb more strengthliness.

You acquire an effect: Muscle Unbound (duration: 50 Adventures)

• Lukewarm

You set the dial to 'lukewarm' (well, it look warm from here!). The water's so tepid it's like being in a very damp sensory-deprivation chamber. Your mind expands as your fingers get pruny.

You acquire an effect: Thaumodynamic (duration: 50 Adventures)

• Cool

Since there are no settings for 'hip' or 'groovy,' you set the dial to 'cool,' and let your goosebumps absorb all the awesomeness that pours from the showerhead.

You acquire an effect: So Fresh and So Clean (duration: 50 Adventures)

• Cold

You turn on the tap, but instead of water, shards of frosty double-ice clunk out of the shower head. What kind of a nutcase would design a shower where that's even possible?

You acquire 3-4 shards of double-ice

• If you have already taken a shower:

You've already had a shower today. On the advice of your psychiatrist, you no longer allow yourself more than one a day.

Notes

• Taking a hot shower has a chance of teaching you an "Amazing Ideas" recipe.
• When you learn an Amazing Idea, you will learn one of the first three that you have not learned yet, in this order:

• 1) mysterious present
• 2) giant diamond ring
• 3) Russian Ice
• 4) boxing-glove-in-a-box
• 5) innuendo
• 6) Salsa de las Epocas
• 7) creepy voodoo doll
• 8) s'more gun
• 9) popcorn
• 10) the finger
• 11) tiny black hole

References

• This item refers to the old saying that "April showers bring May flowers."