You stagger into the Typical Tavern, which, due to the fact that it's St. Sneaky Pete's Day, is filled to the brim with revelers.
It's also filled with buxom women who apparently work for a beer company. One of them walks up to you and says "Hey, have some cheap promotional crap! Also, drink our beer! It's the best!"
|You acquire an item: cheap plastic bottle opener|