Annoying spooky gravy fairy
|Annoying spooky gravy fairy|
|Locations||The Bugbear Pens|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, stem|
Unlike the pretty, good-natured fairies you're used to seeing, this one is ugly, twisted, and malevolent. It cackles with evil glee as it flies around the cave, jabbing bugbears with a tiny pitchfork. Then it sees you, and attacks!
The fairy waves its pitchfork like a wand, and your own underwear turns against you in a wedgie of terrifying proportions. (spooky damage) Ooh! Ugh! Eek!
The fairy isn't touching you! It's not touching you! Does this bother you? Does this bug you? It's not touching you! Wait, I guess it is. (spooky damage) Argh! Ugh! Ow!
The fairy pulls out a tiny chalkboard and begins scraping his pitchfork on it. Gah. Ow! Oof! Ooh! (spooky damage)
The fairy tries to jab you in the <head>, but misses. It looks a little annoyed at itself.
The fairy giggles evilly and starts monologuing about how it'll defeat you. It's a great speech, but it's not an attack.
The fairy tries to poke you in the eyes, but you block with the edge of your hand. It really should have seen that coming.
The fairy pulls out a tiny chalkboard and scrapes his pitchfork on it, but you manage to distract yourself from the sound by chewing on some tinfoil. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: annoying pitchfork (100% chance)*|
|You gain 5 <substat>.|
Occurs at The Bugbear Pens (pre-Felonia).
- "The fairy tries to poke you in the eyes, but you block with the edge of your hand" refers to an old Three Stooges routine.
- A pitch pipe is a small device used to provide a pitch reference for singers or for tuning instruments. This is mentioned because pitch is the root of pitchfork. The reason that the following text, "Those aren't anywhere near as sharp." is funny is because unless it is specifically a sharp note pipe, a pitch pipe will be on pitch, not acoustically sharp (or flat, for that matter).