|Locations||The Rowdy Saloon|
|Hit Points||scales, max 750|
|Attack||scales, max 1000|
|Defense||scales, max 1000|
|Monster Parts||bucket, rim|
Congratulations, random inanimate object! You've been arbitrarily gifted with the miracle of life and sentience! Also, you're a brass bucket for cowboys to spit tobacco juice into! Enjoy your new life!
It rolls forward and clonks you on the shins.
It tips over and pours spit all over your boots. Ugggh! (stench damage)
It tricks you into stepping into it, getting it caught on your foot, falling down, and banging your head on the edge of the bar.
It tries to clonk you on the shins, but you nudge it out of the way with your foot.
It pours spit all over your boots, but you've been walking around in the Old West. Your boots have seen much worse by now.
A cowboy spits into it, and it is temporarily too disgusted to attack you. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: gold tooth (3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: nastygeist (20% chance)*|
Occurs at The Rowdy Saloon.