Animated ornate nightstand

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Animated ornate nightstand
Monster ID 1542
Locations The Haunted Bedroom
Hit Points 55
Attack 60
Defense 45
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts drawer, leg, top
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
animated ornate nightstand You're fighting an animated ornate nightstand

This nightstand is covered with intricate carvings. Before the demonic possession, they were probably beautiful depictions of woodland creatures and whatnot, but now the carvings writhe and show nothing but hellscapes and curse words.

Hit Message(s):

It hops on you with one intricately-carved foot. Ow! Eek!

It slams its drawer open into your kneecap. Ouch! Eek!

It slams its drawer shut on your fingers. Ugh! Eek!

It rearranges its carvings into a single giant wolf head, which bites you in the <shins>. Ow! Ow!

It rearranges its carvings into something so dark and obscene that it hurts to look at it. Ugh! Argh! (spooky damage)

It rearranges its carvings into a set of razor-sharp claws, then bashes into you at high speed. Eek! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

It rearranges its carvings into a single sharp point on the top, then rams into you at high speed so you double over and spike yourself in the head. Yeesh! Eek! Ugh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to hop on your toes, but you hopalong out of the way.

It tries to kneecap you with its drawer, but you won't let it draw you in.

It tries to slam its drawer on your fingers, but you keep them well away.

It rearranges its carvings into a single giant rabbit head, which isn't super threatening.

It rearranges its carvings into a juvenile depiction of one of the constellations in the Hole in the Sky. You snicker.

It tries to slide across the room into you, but you slide out of the way.

Fumble Message:

It stops to rearrange its carvings into something obscene and shocking. You chuckle as it misspells a commonly-used obscenity. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

You investigate the now-still nightstand...

Occurs at The Haunted Bedroom.