Angry viking warriors

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Angry viking warriors
Monster ID 2002
Locations Crimbo's Beard
Hit Points 75% of Defense
Attack Player's Moxie+7
Defense Player's Muscle+7
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum weird
Elements None
Resistance 100% physical
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso, sweet helmet
Drops
chakra sludge, negative lump
Manuel Entry
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angry viking warriors You're fighting angry viking warriors

These fur and elk-hide armored guys seem very upset about something. I mean, you don't speak Old Norse, but from the way they're yelling and banging their warhammers on their shields, it must be something they feel very strongly about.

Hit Message(s):

They line up in orderly rows, so they can all hit you with their hammers without getting in each others' way. Ouch! Argh! Argh!

They perform the "Blood Eagle" on you, which... well... I'll just let you look it up on Wikipedia yourself. Eek! Ow! Eek!

They throw you into a longboat and set it on fire, despite your protests that that's only supposed to be after you're dead. Eek! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Oh wait, turns out they're mad about their most important god being turned into a kindly old grandpa and mascot of consumerism, you discover as they beat you to death with hammers. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

A few of them go berserk and get in each others' way trying to get to you, and this leads to a full-scale brawl.

Some of them seem to want to do a "Blood Eagle" on you, but none of them can agree on whether that was a real thing or not.

They seem to want to burn you in a longboat, but none of them are willing to volunteer their longboat.

Fumble Message:

Two of them get into a scuffle over whether or not the horns on one's helmet are historically accurate. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Chocolump.gifYou acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)*
Ragwad.gifYou acquire an item: chakra sludge (% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo's Beard.

Notes

  • Immune to non-elemental damage.
  • Has 50% delevelling resistance.