|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
|Manuel||garbage juice slurpee|
You tap a fellow on the shoulder to ask him if this is the back of the line. He turns around, and two things happen: The first is that he turns around and hits you, and the second is that his breath hits you. It's the breath of a man who has been eating nothing but cotton candy and deep-fried cheese for weeks, and hasn't had a chance to brush his teeth.
No wonder he's in a bad mood. How long has this guy been waiting?
He kicks you in the <groin> with a leg that has become extremely muscular, as a result of him standing up for weeks without rest and occasionally moving a half-step forward.
He offers you a few choice words about what he thinks of the customer service here. They aren't the words you would have chosen, though. Nor the smells. (stench damage)
He harangues you, and berates you, and castigates you, and now it feels like your face is melting off. (CRITICAL HIT!) (stench damage)
He says some mean things to you, but with two fingers up your nose and one in each ear, you're basically immune.
He tries to kick you in the <head>, but is a bit stiff from standing in one place for so long.
He gets a whiff of his own breath and is momentarily stunned. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*|
|You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses (5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: expensive camera (15% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams (20% chance)*|
- With full Manuel entries:
|You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee (10% chance)*|
Occurs at Barf Mountain.