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|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso, tail|
This bugbear was not the most evolved specimen, to begin with. I mean, he wasn't exactly gushing over the subtle notes of oak and salted caramel at a wine tasting. And since he was put on the neanderbear diet, he's gotten even less syllabic and more aggro.
He punches you in the face. Seriously, he just straight-up punches you right in the face. What a jerk. Oof! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Eek!
He invents a big stone wheel, then rolls it over you.Eek! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Eek!
He invents fire, then burns you with it.Ugh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Argh!
He hits you with a club. It's not a very subtle attack, but he *is* a cavebugbear, after all.Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ouch!
He laboriously chips a stone into a spear point, lashes it to a spear with a length of sinew, then stabs you in the <nipple> with it. You really wish he hadn't gone to all that trouble on your account.Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh!
He invents fire, then just stands there going, "fire![sic] I have made fire!"
He invents the wheel. He seems so proud of himself that you can't bring yourself to tell him it's already been invented.
He swings a club at you, but misses. He probably should have used the nine iron instead of the three wood.
He tries to punch you in the face, but misses. What a maroon.
He races toward you, but you find a lighter and spark it. "Fire bad. . . but fire pretty. . ." the cavebugbear says. "Fire ANGRY!" you shout, thrusting the lighter at him. He backs off for a round. (FUMBLE!)
The cave bugbear explodes in a puff of violence pheromones, enraging all the other nearby bugbear cavemen!
Occurs in the Galley.
- This monster gets very very angry. When an angry bugbear is defeated, one instance of the word "very" is added to the name of this monster. Attack and defense start at 220, and increase by 20 for each "very" added to the name. Hitpoints start at about 320, and also increase by 20 at each higher anger level.
- Resists elemental damage (needs spading) but not physical damage.
- If you use a pacification grenade against this monster, you receive this result:
- This resets the rage of the cavebugbears back to the base level, and removes the "very"s from the name of this monster. This will also cause you to finish the zone more slowly.